1. Hang out with dwarfs in Hobbit House which claims to have the smallest bar staff in the world. 2. Practice Swedish with a 72-year old Kristina from Gotland, help her with English needlework vocabulary and with a bleeding heart, decline her offer to join her and another Swede in murdering a bottle of whiskey later on tonight. 3. Discuss the Saimaan kanava with a Philippino sailor who has been to Joensuu several times. Then meet another sailor who is a fan of Swan boats from Finland. 4. Wonder why on earth would a 10-year-old boy know the lyrics to Zombie by Cranberries in 2009. 5. Be reminded of your age when realizing that Zombie came out 15 years ago. Fuck. 6. Be sorry about missing the Black Nazarene procession by one day only to read
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