Do I detect here the first tentative steps into Photoshoppery?
Woooh! Loook! The photo is in black and white but somehow the balloon is blue! And...and...the oranges are...ORANGE!?!
How do you do that?
Get yer feet off the desk! what kind of impression is that to give to your underlings. I hear You can expect a horses head in your bed pretty soon to go with the pigs head you already got.
Optimistic I think that is what you call it when you put 178 as your weight on your driver license, or did you think they asked for your “Target” weight?
This is your best blog thus far Matty Boy.You look like you've put on some weight finally too.I liked the way you mentioned the gammy knee in time for that golf day out of yours.The perfect excuse for only getting 23pts.(particularly with the 'Elvis' swing).
Just take your mind back to that opening shot of yours at Carden Park!That video will actually be going up next week - put not the way you imagined it.
Matthew, Matthew, Tiger Sharks are small (ish) and don't bite, well, not enough to remove a limb! get yourself to the Aquarium of the Pacific where you can 'pet' one and brush up on the Marine Life!~
I think I would have had to slap your bloody face for standing in a signing queue! You must have been in some sun, beach babe induced delerium lad. I think I'm gonna take up beach volly ball, Hmmm where can I find a sunny beach in blighty?
The Bud and Cuevo girls are being exploited by the big breweries in a shameless attempt to link alcohol with sex appeal.They tried it in Ellesmere Port once.It failed.You made the right choice.
I know we are finding humour in this, but O and M where on their own at home, scared to death!, I feel like the mother of the year! Oh well, all in a days work. Good (accurate) description of events there Matt.
Wine, No Women and Song. The music is all safely tucked away on the ipod. See the white things next to the telly ? Bass boxes that knock the plaster off Phil's ceiling when turned up. The bottles are all empty and just for show (yeah right) and as for the golf..... No way, I'm itching for a game and look forward to kicking your ass (again) soon !
I've been thinking.Where's your music collection? You could replace the wine bottles with CD's on your new shelves.
Also - does this new life mean you've given up golf?
Very entertaining.Hilda Ogden.Bella Emberg.Albert and The Lion.These references mean that anybody under the age of forty has no idea what you're talking about.
Looking at the drive test sheet I realized that Helena would have failed miserably just in the short time it took to drive me to Alfie's Cafe yesterday.Send Bella over to sort her out! Oh yeah,and tell her to bring the girl from Hooters over with her - almost as good looking as Clare,my new Saturday Kid.Cheers!
Real american boy!!!!!!! Hi Matt,
Looks like your having a really good time over there and turning into the real american boy especially with the Jeep thing going on, how's it going especially with the complicated highway code etc, glad to see your settling well and still partying hard, you will have to slow down one day you know!!!!!! And that applies to Phil too.
Keep the stories coming they are really very funny, look after yourself and regards to Phil and his clan.
PS cant believe you havent become matey with one of those beautiful beach babes that parade in front of your apartment, but maybe you are just waiting for right one hey!!!
It seems a hell of a long time ago since I returned, May '07, from my mid life crisis inspired voyage of discovery, adventure, mystery and God knows what else that was my six month sabbatical ! Now preparing to start again in Long Beach, Ca with a new job in May '08. Read all about it here and don't forget, leave a message. ... full info
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