Welcome back! Welcome back, the red acura, aka "the bullet" was last seen heading out of Nor Cal headed to SM...it still works!!! Karen and I have thoroughly enjoyed "travels with Kim" and your adventures. I really don't know how vegetarians survive (Kim and our son), but you did! We also commend you for your helping all of the people you treated in India, without health care and HMO's and PPO's! And they say there is no hope in this world, thank you Kim for making us American's look good again! Welcome home!
Karen and Jeff
;-0 ',-) you rockstar you.. welcome back to the great u s of a... i hope you have your lyrics ready for our bands camping trip?? boo yaa see you in at the river gone wild... you can write a camping blog.. we can beat up some boy scouts for spice... glad your in the safe city of jersey....
sorry i had to ley them all know you are a gum smauggler... you super freak... dive knives are a diversion the real weapon is kims hands they are weapons of slap you silly... slap this butt you freak... i hope your time with your cousins s well spent you earned it... a boy came down for breakfast and said mom whats for breakfast. mom says you have chores befor e breakfast you have to feed the chickens milk the cow and feed the pigs... the boy goes outside mad feeds the chickens and when he is done kicks a chicken.. then he milks the cow and when he is done kicks the cow.. then he feeds the pigs and when he is done kicks a pig.. the whole time his mom is watching from the kitchen window.. so he comes in sits down and says mom whats for breakfast??? mom says well i had a cold glass of milk for you but since you kicked the cow you get no milk.. i had some crispy bacon for you but since you kicked the pig you get no bacon.. i had some eggs for you but since you kicked the chicken you no eggs.. you get toast thats all young man... just then the father comes down stairs and heads into the kitchen and as he comes into the kitchen the family cat crosses his path and he gives the cat a kick... the little boy and the mom see this and the little boy smiles and looks at the mom and says well mom should i tell him or do you want to!!! so i will never kick the cat enjoy.... luv me 2 times babayyyyy...
so yes snow white i informed the fbi, cia, atm, and the pta that you are on your way back so expect to get stopped at the airport and stripped down to your skivveys and poked and probed and stuff cause your a vegetarian spy... spy vs spy and i'm going to drop an anvil on your head and you'll need an advil to think straight again so you'll be a lasbian till you think straight... c you when you gets back sistar hope your ready for camping next month and for the camping games 08 where we proove who is the greatest camper out of the bunch... yee haw cowboy up....
Singapore Sling Hello Love! Have fun in Singapore- don't forget to have high tea at the Raffles Hotel with a Singapore Sling! Enjoy your cousins and shopping. Love you, see you soon!
the only cool clown there is so yeah are son became a rodeo clown... i know your thinking he was supposed to be a naked drummer like his old man but sometime the apple falls further from the tree then you want and a worm gets in that apple and ruins it and you want to get that worm out but that worms in and next thing you know your son is a rodeo clown and he is on tour with the nbra national bull riders association duh.. i have to admit something though i have clown blood in my family tree i know i know now i tell you before you had a chance to run... i just thought it wouldn't happen again in the family... my great granmothers granfathers second wife was an ass clown... yes i know that doesn't sound like a blood relative but she became blood brothers with cousin huck fin when they were on the mississippi and i think that contaminated the gene pool.. so you are the proud baby mamma of the best damn rodeo clown out there... you think rodeo clown parents are proud of their children? if i became a rodeo clown my mom would be proud but seriously my mom would be proud of me if i robbed banks or if i was a porn star so i don't have top do much to impress her??? i'm proud to calll my boy a rodeo clown... atleast he is a naked rodeo clown... peace i'm out
no no no pee pee pee so you just had to give the golden shower in my spirit cave??? really?? really? its o.k. i pee in the cave all the time we just don't like the locals thinking they can pee anywhere they want you know we can't just go around tinkeling all over eachother!!! we had a bat guana on your hair to repay you anyways.. i hope the sea turtles are painted with easter egg dye.. that would be cool.. and the chicken was scared of your chicken dance thats why she ran away from you... you know demi moore pays good money to have leeches suck her stomach and ashton too so you should be happy that they sucked you for free cause reallly what would a leech do with money anywayz? if i was i leech with dinero i would go to the blood bank and make a withdraw?? or maybe i'd just drink whiskey and bite my own tongue and absorb the blood from that?? mmm yummy have fun in the sea and jungle and in jersey.... love you deary like i was a old lady who says deary hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahauhuuhuhuhuhuuhhuuhuhuhhrrrrleeee some like it hot....
hicup hicup hicup hey pink elephants everywhere i had so much to drink at kimar the other night those bartenders just make the hicup best damn mojitos hicup i ever had like 10 of the best ones i hicup ever had and then they danced on the bar and hicup shook their money makers and i was like where did you get your body from and they were like we got it hicup from our mommas we got it from our mommas and then there was this hicup flash of brilliance in my head and i jumped up on the bar and started hicup doing the peewee herman in my elevator shoes and tequila floor puke tequila door i think it went that way the bouncer threw me through the air and my kimar was over but it lasted a few days in my akey breaky head...hicup
foam dome hey baby mama.. i would totaly wear a mask and snorkel and flippers if i was in that water fight and thats all cause going naked would give me an extra squirt gun... see what i did there thats just gross but true!! anywayz.. you look marvelously fabolous in foam deary.. this is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun... enjoy super soaker 2008 you rock i roll.... pee you later!
hahaha ladyboy thats some funny stuff haha i can picture you gals just laughing at him cause he was calling her a ladyboy.. i dress in womens clothes to be called a ladyboy.. its fabulous... your river rafting sounds like how i like my whisky on the rocks.. i don't even need to eat if they give out free whisky on the river that would be fabulous. i think i will bring you a gallon of whisky for our camping trip and get you lit... i think your the winner winner veggie dinner of the wet t-shirt contest!!! so the fabolous GRAN PLASTAR has moved to mud wrestling.. wet t-shirt mud wrestling... can we do that when we go camping??? please we need to come up with some fabulous games for when we are at the river dance contest for sure!! i don't care if your wounded... BRING IT ON!!!
I remember- my mom and I went spelunking, if u could call it that, near Chang Mai and it was a near-death experience. Your jungle experience sounds awesome! Sucks for you, but I can't wait to see you so soon! Happy new year!
yay! So that totally sounds like the jungle adventure that we were all hoping for! I'm so glad that you did all the fun adventure stuff! And an ATV? Seriously? You drove it and didn't die? I guess with 3 or 4 wheels, it's a little better, right?
Happy New Year! Sawadee Bemaka! :)
xoxo
katie
down town kimmy brown i liked your dumbo it was a cute one... i just want you to know your not alone out there.. i had your son and since we are no longer a couple i gave him to k fed to raise in a good home of strippers and blow?? its better then the den of kool aid users i was subjecting him to... naked drummers need to be out and about on their own to learn the ways of the world.. i had dinner with a snuggle slut the other night named amy and a few of the lady friends we had a blast eatting meat yes we ate meAT LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF FASHION.. we talked about how much you blog about the cuisine so i am obligated to chat about amy's dinner.. i had a side of beef like the right side i never eat the left cause thats just not my style right side is the tight side.. amy says that you and i have our own language that she thinks we only understand... i brushed her hair back and kissed her forehead and said it'll be alright one day you will be enlightened by the great pumpkin also dear and i smacked her butt and sent her on down to the pumkin patch... so anyways you know what i'm saying lovely dovely it was so fun having your babys and all cause they are so cute as cute as little shaved monkeys throwing poop... so now that your all by yourself make sure you take care of that fabulousness you posses and stay away from opium dens and street walky talkies cause for 5 dollars they make you hollas.. i wouldn't know anything about that i grow my stash in the backyard... do you miss country music? i'm listening to sunday classics right now a sunday tradition for me i dedicate this song to you dear.. and i know your a pro luchador but be careful in the water fights try not to get elephant shampoo in your eye ball... wet noodles are fun in water fights... naked drummers are the most delicious fun....
whatever fighter i just want to tell everyone that kim isn't as innocent as she is claimming! she is actually a luchador!! da da da... she fights in the west coast circuit as the "LA GRAN PLASTAR" i've seen her body slam a midget and repeatively punch kick and suplex her way to become the first female gran chapion! i once heard about the time she beat up a kid in india for brushing her bumm! i think she gave him a nuggie and did a three stooges eye poke on him and power drove him into the wall and then hit him with a folding chair which is weird cause where did she get a folding chair in india? exactly she travels with a folding chair to hit little kids with after she pokes them and slams them around!! don't deny it GRAN PLASTAR!! watch your backs around her!!
black eye out...
aquatasic hey wonder woman i sent the fish out a mental telaptic message not to chomp your toes off so it sounds like you had fun exploring the ocean world... cool i was swimming with the fishes the other day cause the concrete golashas around my ankles helped me stay at the bottom of the bay... don't mess with the sopranos hbo gets pissed.. glad your safe and all the chubby speedo people are safe also.. why doesn't a speedo advertisement ever show the 99% of their customers? the hairy chubbys with a speedo 2 times smaller then it should be? speedo always shows the chizzled 1% olympic athletes who wax every tiny curly hair off their body and look like greek swimming gods? a old man once told me that in his youth he had the body of a greek god and now in his elder years he has the body of a godamn greek!! he really enjoyed telling me that joke so i pass it on to you and i hope it brings good speedo images to you in the future.. aquaman out wonder woman you rock with a clock around your neck...
articles Thought of you today when I came across an article in the Times about Pondicherry and then one about cali cuisine in santa monica... I'm like my Dad, yikes! Thailand sounds awesome! Wish I were there! Well, duh! XOXO
Shark chum Kim, you fell for the oldest scuba trick in the world, you leave the only non-diver paddling around on the surface with the hope that a shark comes by, they love people splashing on the surface. That way the scuba divers get to see a "real" shark, not some simple reef or leopard shark! Boy, I thought doctors were smarter!!
Sounds like you all are having a great time, and when you get on the elephant, don't climb the tail, they don't like that!
Jeff (Dad) Eorio
have you seen my lost dog? i lost my puppy over there last time i was in the country! i put posters up in the restaurants? they were so nice they included a picture with each of their menus?? hmm hmm hmm oh man i think i need a new dog hmm?? by the way they love it if you yell free tibet over and over in the streets.... not so much don't do it i was kidding.... f tibet really... i know dog humor is just gross.. god save the queen.. thats all i know and thats what i'm shticking to..
don't worry we don't eat veggies unless there is a whale shark in the area which is like super huge and might eat your veggie booty whole for humor sake.. don't worry about the sharks just don't stand behind the elephant! your friends though i'll chomp them like crab cakes... yummy yummy
I've been replaced... I see I don't go on one trip oversees and you replace the third member of KKK...I see how it is. Look's like you guys are having a great time. Be safe...miss you. Kel
The karaoke killer The only way to deal with people who insist on singing Tears in Heaven at a drunken karaoke night is to choose as your next song "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" and not let anyone sing with you. Just Kim and 15 minutes of cheesy karaoke goodness.
But back off the Asian men and their love of Celine Dion. It is an absolutely enchanting phenomenon and Tsuyohsi/Jim would be pretty pissed if you took that one on.
I still love you.
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Welcome back, the red acura, aka "the bullet" was last seen heading out of Nor Cal headed to SM...it still works!!! Karen and I have thoroughly enjoyed "travels with Kim" and your adventures. I really don't know how vegetarians survive (Kim and our son), but you did! We also commend you for your helping all of the people you treated in India, without health care and HMO's and PPO's! And they say there is no hope in this world, thank you Kim for making us American's look good again! Welcome home! Karen and Jeff