Note to readers: This blog is best read in a Pam Ayers accent: We feel no need to Bungy, or to Jump out of a Plane, From Canyoning and Climbing Rocks, we really must refrain. Some folks think Rafting's magical, it fills their hearts with glee, But it's not for us Me Hearties, coz it's dangerous you see! But we're hanging out in Queenstown, and what folk here like to do, Is Adventure Sports and scary stuff that makes us need to poo! You can Jetboard, Abseil, Paraglide, but listen, that's not all..... You can also Roll Down Mountainsides inside a plastic ball. Yes we're in the capital of Fear, ...of Danger and of Thrills, But the thought of death brings headaches, then we're reaching for our pills. Y'know, we'd rather walk a mile or eat
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