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As we did not have much luck weather-wise up north we went to Nong Khiaw... only we had to go again to Oudomxay and sleep over.
The journey was again on a bus, nothing spectacular happened only that I Romi almost killed one local guy as I was trying to open window with orange in my hand, it flew out and hit the poor guy in his head... ops...
Nong Khiaw, wow... beautiful ... mountains... sun shining .. lets go and explore the town...
Next day lets go and see the cave...
..."are you sure is this way, it does not look like many people go this way ...." ... what would make us say that, perhaps the steep over grown hill... that might be a give away... but never give up...
... sometimes on our four's we got there,.... it was not the most spectacular cave, but hey we here so let explore...
" WAIT.... bitch... you sucker...." I Romi was cursing and dropping my trousers in speed I wouldn't even drop for Thierry Henry... LEACH on my thigh... " you bitch... die...die" I Romi was calling out while I was stoning it to
death.. no one is sucking me with out my permission...
The way down was also interesting , down on my ass... Romi... down the hill we separated and I Romi went back and Me Reni went further on..... to only find out that the cave we went into, was not the one we intended to after all... it had a entrance fee and very nice ladder. I almost ended up with my leg behind my head... while I was climbing up it...and next day my ass and legs were aching.
The plans to go to Muang Ngoi Neva had to be abandoned as it decided absolutely piss it down...until 3 pm... bored .... a bit... there is only so many times you can play Shithead before you loose your head... so what next.. lets play hide and seek... or just play silly buggers instead...
No time to waist time... we have to head towards Vientiane to get our Thai visa... so boat to Luang Prabang...
The sailing was beautiful, peaceful, stoned ride.... scenery was amazing, the rapids were great, and the weed smoke, that the first passenger was producing was could not be escaped...
Luang
Prabang Mama was happy to see us .. again
Nejak nam to pocko na severu nepralo, tak jsme jely do Non Khiaw... pouze jsem musely prespat znovu v Oudomxay.
Cesta byla znovu autobusem, nic zvlastniho se neslalo, pouze Ja Romca jsem malem zabila domorodce, kdyz jsem se snazila otevrit okno, pomeranc ktery jsem drzela v ruce letel vzduchem a prastil ho do hlavy...
Ning Khiaw.... parada... nadhera... hory.. slunicko sviti... pojdme se projit...
Druhy den.... pojdme do jeskyne...
..."jses si jista, ze je to tudy, nevypada to, ze tudy hodne lidi chodi...."... jak nas to napadlo, mozna ten prudky zarostly kopec ... mozna nam to mohlo docvaknout.... nevzdame se....
... i po ctyrech to jde, a dosly jsem... nebyla to zrovna senzacni jeskyne, ale kdyz jsme tu, tak jdeme na pruzkum.....
" MOMENT....devka... ty prostitutko...." jsem ja Romca zacala nadavat, a zpustila jsem kalhoty rychlosti, kterou bych ani pro Thierry Henry nedokazala... PIJAVICE na stehne... " Ty prostitutko, zdechni... zdechni " kricela jsem (Romca) ukamenovavala jsem ji k smrti... nikdo me nebude ocucavat bez meho svoleni...
Cesta dolu byla taky zajimava... po prdeli... Romca... dole jsme se rozdelily, Ja
Romca jsem sla zpet a Ja Renca jsem pokracovala dale ... no a prysla jsem na to, ze ta jeskyne nebyla ta jeskyne do ktere jsme chtely... ta mela vlezne a nadherny zebrik. Malem jsem mela nohy za krkem ... kdyz jsem se snazila vyskrabat nahoru... a svaly na nohach a prdeli me bolely jeste druhy den.
Musely jsme zrusit plan a jet do Muang Ngoi Neva mestecka, protoze zacalo lit jak z konve.... az do 3 odpoledne....kudy z nudy... ono se karty daji hrat jen do urcite miry, nez vam z toho zacne hrabat...na schovku.. nebo pouze delat blbiny...
Neni cas stracet cas ... musime... smer Vientiane pro thajske viza... lod do Luang Prabang......
Plavba byla klidna, krasna a zhulena.... vyhled byl opravdu nadherny, hladina byla super pereje, no a kolega, co ve predu kouril travu, byl tak hodny, ze se s nami vsemi delil o sve dymove rozkose...
Luang Prabang... Mama z nas mela radost....
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