THE WITCH DOCTOR


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July 9th 2009
Published: July 9th 2009
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Right guys, you have to seriously get your thinking/planning caps on right now - we have only 2 months to plan my wedding!
(Groom yet to be found...)
Yes that's right, according to the oh so wise witch doctor, in just TWO MONTHS I am going to get married to a 'good' but obviously fast moving young man, I will get pregnant almost straight away, and said baby will be a girl.
As a result both Boy Boy and John (two of the rangers) have suggested that I marry them so that I can stay in Africa 😊
Also, apparently I will get a car next year, my travels will all go well and my family will all live long and happy lives - SORTED!
Seriously. It was unpleasent. While we were waiting for the reading of the bones we had to watch the dvd of a witch doctor initiation ceremony, involving people drinking blood from the throat of a live goat and then making themselves throw up for about an hour.
It think that it was infact the only thing that we have done do far that I was MASSIVELY pleased to leave.
Any way, that was just one random update.
That is simultaneously rather hilarious.
'Comedy value' as Alaan would say.
I'll put the rest in another blog....
Hectic


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10th July 2009

oh man
MENTAL although it could have been sooo much worse. sounds like it was actually pretty good!! hope everythings going swimmingly, bet your having the best time ever! (i hate you) the people sound nice, although "boy boy"...uuhhh, what's with that?? nothing to report here, everything is just moving along rather boringly. lottie etc. are in portugal, so it's even more bland right now. oh yeah, michael jackson died by the way, can't remember if that happened before or after you went so i'm telling you just in case. had a televised funeral service the other day, WAY EMOTIONAL. also kinda creepy cos his body was in front of the stage in a coffin.. and it looked like the coffin was solid gold, although that's debatable. love love love love love love p.s. someone was humming copa cabana in a shop the other day and i had to leave. I MISS YOU

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