(Cough. Cough. Splutter) Where am I? What day is it? Who are you? (Splutter. Splutter. Cough.) Wednesday !?! Honest ?!? Crikey – better crack on. What’s the difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo? (Here we go, go on then). No really, I’m asking you, we don’t know. They say size - kangaroos can grow up to 1.8m, wallabies can grow up to about 1m - but, for medium sized animals, how do you know whether you’re looking at a small kangaroo, or a large wallaby?!? (Does it really matter?) (Pause) Last day in Melbourne and it’s time to pick up the car. Plan is to drive up the coast to Sydney over the next five days. Bit of argy-bargy in the car rental while we upgrade (we’ve got none left - but I rang and
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