Let us, for a moment, talk about lettuce. That marvelous green substance, the chlorophyll standard of life. How I miss you, sweet green sustenance; iceberg, spinach, watercress, arugula, and broccoli and zucchini and squash and artichokes and peas in their pods, and celery and… all that there is now, and therefore all I can think of is potatoes. Not that there’s anything wrong with potatoes. The other night I actually had a dream that I was at a buffet and saw some artichokes… but they were not fully cooked, and still had the white and purple leaves attached. In my dream, I tried to explain that the white and purple leaves could not be eaten, nor could the thorns, but all I succeeded in saying was, “Those are poisonous! They have not been cooked properly!” For
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