We were sitting around at the end of the night telling jokes... Deep in the forest a bear was chasing a rabit and they tripped over a tree root stumbling down together. When they got up and dusted themselves off they turned around and saw a genie floating in the air. "Thank you, thank you" said the genie, "you freed me from an eternal life in my lantern by rubbing it when you both stumbled from that tree root. For this I must grant each of you 3 wishes." "ok," says the bear licking his lips, "I wish that all the bears in the forest are female!" and POOF, all the bears in the forest are female. Now it was the rabbits turn, "I wish for a motorcycle," he says. The bear cuts in, "you idiot,
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