Blogs from Bol, Dalmatia, Croatia, Europe

We went on a fucking pirate fish picnic today. You should be jelous as fuck. We got on the wrong boat but it ended up being the sexy party boat-they kept giving us tequila and wine at nine in the morning. I was most impressed. I also ate a lot of fish. Harriet was unimpressed with the fish, but I was most delighted even though i find most fish vile. There were a couple drunk grannies and dodgy questionable gold digging whores who were with morbidly obese guys with growths on their chests-they seemed very uncomfortable with the whole ordeal. They also kept playing pirate music which repeated cunt and alcohol frequently. When we arrived on the island, we purposley had some time at an internet cafe so we wouldnt be too early before our check ... read more

Today we decided with our American friends, Matt and Mary, to kick our laziness and head to the beach. But this wasn't a trip to the beach across the street: instead we caught the ferry from Split and headed to a special beach on the Croatian island of Brac (pronounced Brotch). The ferry was only an hour and we could see this island from our house. The island is not very big, but is one of the largest in the Adriatic sea. The town we landed in, called Supetar, was a cute little ocean side town, with extremely narrow streets. We went for a quick walk around the town to find a pekara (bakery) to bring some bread to the beach, and we came across this older couple that had driven their car down this narrow ... read more