1. If you like bees the size of a child’s fist… 2. Sweat dripping from your head, down your back, and into your nether-regions… 3. Being sore beyond belief… Then the Celaque mountains are right for you! Unfortunately, I do not like any of these, and Celaque kicked my gringo ass or as they say in Honduras, mi nalgas de gringo. Celaque is the tallest mountain in Honduras, but I’ve done a lot of hiking in my day, and even ran the L.A. marathon so I wasn't worried. Sure, I have a bad leg, but I figured a 5 hr hike would be a piece of cake. I was more wrong than Custer. The mountain has 11 rivers flowing through it, hence its name, Celaque means "box of water”. It’s so wet up there that there
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