Page 4 of Shmunkie and the small ginger one Travel Blog Posts


A Poor Man's Hong Kong

Published: May 27th 2008Asia » Singapore

Creeping down stairs, desperate not to stir the house, ice cold tootsies and a heart full of trepidation. Has he been? You slowly inch the door ajar and peer round the corner to reveal the most glorious vista. Gleaming ribbons wrapping bundles of consumer led bliss. Slowly you reveal the whole sight and take a few nervous steps forwards. Delicately removing the outer coverings of the first box to expose that most perfect of sights. Or not ... Have you ever opened the box and wished you hadn't Welcome to Singapore Perhaps you even preferred the box itself, because this is the most disappointing gift of all time. When we heard that most people only use Singapore as a transit hub, we thought they must be mad. From tales and myths (advertising) we had been led ... read more



I want to write about food

Published: May 27th 2008Asia » Malaysia

While the main purpose of our trip to Malaysia was simply to get to Singapore, we ended up munching our way through the most eclectic mix of food we've ever been exposed to (except Indian, I still can't look a curry in the eye - especially the ones with eyes). With its melting pot of cultures and wealth of cuisines, Malaysia had a lot to tempt us after relentless curries and mountainous noodles - we took full advantage. Seeing as how there was a distinct lack of success when we tried to find Dim Sum in Hong Kong, where it is meant to be the food stuff of choice, we jumped at the chance when it was offered in Kuala Lumpur. Scoffing down plates of the delicious prawn, seafood, and 'meat' (just don't ask) dumplings prepared ... read more




Welcome to the first round of the South East Asian Championships and a what is unlikely to ever be repeated pointless exercise in time wasting. Here the teams (emm almost) face off against each other in a range of disciplines in a desperate attempt to be crown SEA Champions 2008 (Our competition, our name, our rules - tongue stuck out in dignified yet defiant gesture) Round 1 - Noodle Time Classic SEA starter where teams will be judged on the quality texture and eatability of their relevant noodle based products. Favourite - Vietnam, Outsider - Thailand (not really a noodle place) The rank outsider Thailand kicks things off with some solid performance - if not so solid noodles. Some deserve praise, but for the most part distinctly average - 6. Lao promptly crushes the Thai with ... read more



Ohh, I feel just like Indy

Published: May 10th 2008Asia » Cambodia » North » Siem Reap

Do do do do Do do do Do do do do Do do do do do (Honest that's right, check it if you don't believe us) If the Taj Mahal is disappointing as a New World Wonder then Angkor more than makes up for it. We refer to it as Angkor as to call it Angkor Wat would be to do a massive disservice to the absolutely stunning temples, citadels and cities that make up the Angkorian Empire around Siem Reap in Northern Cambodia. The saying here goes that no matter what has happened recently the Cambodians built Angkor and can be proud. And to that we can only say their spot on. This is like finding every Roman ruin in one place, most of it still standing. Dozens of incredibly well preserved temple structures just ... read more



Not really my idea of fun

Published: May 7th 2008Asia » Cambodia » North » Battambang

Battambang is quite lovely, go there. Everyone should visit. Nic says so. But they don't. Despite a delightfully slow paced charm and such real enthusiasm on the part of the locals, Battambang, Cambodia's second city (city is a bit of a joke) sees less tourists than Dundee. The country famed for Pol Pot and Angkor Wat is developing at a frightening pace. Possibly quicker than anywhere else in South East Asia and as a result tourist numbers are skyrocketing - just not in Battambang. Nor it appears in Phnom Penh. The capital and home to what appears almost the entire population doesn't have the malls of Bangkok or the culture of Hanoi. What it does have is a strange chaos that makes spending a few days here feel significantly more exciting than the stilted monstrosity of ... read more




After the success of marathon cycle tour of the citadel at Hue (at least 40 mins), we felt the need to up the challenge and undertake the 'Íronman' of Vietnamese cycle tours with a man who calls himself the Sleepy Gecko. The Gecko, or Steve as he was more commonly known was to take us on a 'monster' tour of the islands that lay to the south of sleepy Hoi An - where it's positively comatosed. Hoi An is a quaint, incredibly well preserved example of an old Vietnamese trading port and what with Unesco World Heritage listing and more crossiants than France it's pretty popular with the tourists too. Actually its painfully popular. Bulging at the seems with tailor shops (over 200!) and modern art galleries this is a town of tour groups and frappaccinos. ... read more




With a heavy heart and some heavier teapots (Nic!) we joined the slow and long plod south again on The Reunification Express (Express seems a little grand, but we'll let them away with it). Passing out of the realms of the North and down to the Perfume River and central coast citadel of Hue - the ancient capital of Vietnam. Hue (pronounced Hwhay ish) was unfortunate enough to be at the center of many American offensives during their war with the local populace and is only now slowly recovering. While the central citadel that makes up most of the North bank of the town is now more commonly used for farming and signs explaining that a really pretty temple used to be here, honest. There are still plenty of things to bring the tourists in, well ... read more




To the people who warn against Hanoi, and Vietnam at large, because of aggressive touts, pushy sales men/women/9 year-olds and the demolition derby that is every intersection we only have two words - Try India! Ok, this isn't Thailand and bartering is more a religion than a simple everyday occurance, but this is a place that has received some unfair press form the outside world. Thoughts and images from the 'American War' can't prepare you for an old quarter with tight alleyways bustling with boutique shops and French cafes (although many Vietnamese cafes sell coffee, just coffee no food - even a request for milk can warrant disapproving stares). Armies of young cyclists and fruit sellers with bamboo baskets and conical hats pour through the streets as they have for a hundred years. However, venture further ... read more



Vietnam - not quite yet

Published: April 23rd 2008Asia » Laos » West » Luang Prabang

Laos is to Thailand what Nepal is to India - poor, but so much friendlier. At the heart of the communist utopia, which never once felt threatening or represive, is the ancient kingdom seat of Luang Prabang. Yet despite the options of a 13hr bus (our choice) or 2 day boat (which we heard is hell on earth) this is a tourist mecca the likes of which neither of us ever imagined. Lao may be ranked 114th in the world for development and have the 4th worst press in the world, but someone must be talking because the word is out. This place is awash with coffee shops, 'modern antiques' and more restaurants than a city three times its size. Somehow, however, in some weird twist of Laoatian logic they have turned it into one of ... read more



Everyone loves a Sing Song

Published: April 15th 2008Asia » Laos

As the 8th hour sitting, waiting for another bus that is unlikely to come, passes the ways in which to keep oneself occupied begin to wear thin. That's why after 104 days travel (my giddey aunt its flying by) and many, many delayed, slow and non-existant buses we felt the time was right to publish a brief portion of our musical repetoire - two of our favourites of the at least. Please note that 8 hrs is a long time to fill and when you have to do it every few days eye spy can really lose its appeal. The first, a popular childrens ditty (so I'm told), features a little green frog. Mmm, went the little green frog one day mmm, went the little green frog mmm, went the little green frog one day mmm ... read more






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