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Panicy Party People

Published: September 27th 2008South America » Brazil » Rio de Janeiro » Rio de Janeiro

As Brazil rocks to the Samba beat, Rio, its party capital is alive with rythm and heat. Actually it´s quiet muggy and overcast at the moment, but you get the point. The spirtual home of the party, Rio is the place for the young, the attractive, the rich and for the next 5 days us. Well at least that´s the dream. A dream that as you trawl up the Avenida Atlantica with the pristine Copacabana beach streaching out into the suprisingly clean and inviting waters is all too believable. A land of milk, honey and a/c supermarkets (It´s weird the things you miss when exploring the wilds of the rainforrest - oh look jam, I haven´t seen that in months. mmm jam). But this isn´t the only truth about Rio. More than can be comfortably digested ... read more



Brazil - Fact and Fiction

Published: September 22nd 2008South America » Brazil » Bahia » Salvador

Brazil - it doesn´t look that big on a map. That, however, is a mistake. Clearly whoever was responsible for drawing up the maps of the world had run out of crayons by the time they reached Brazil. Oh yeah, it kind of juts out of South America and has lots of jungle. Well we are here to set the record straight. As we finally emerged bruised and battered from our 36hr (!) bus journey from Belem at the mouth of the mighty Amazon to Salvador at the bottom of the spikey sticky-out bit, we felt that we had paid our dues. Surely we had crossed this mighty country, we must be almost home by now. Well ... not quite. This place is huge. We had barely crossed a third of this behemoth state and have ... read more



Hammocks and Home Comforts

Published: September 17th 2008South America » Brazil » Amazonas

I miss Irn-Bru. I miss Fish N Chips. I miss coffee and croissants on a Sunday morning with the paper and a nice warm comfy bed. I miss Lasagna, Wine, Chorizo, and Crisps. I miss Home. Being 8 and a bit months in and swinging in a hammock on a journey seemingly without end, things start to hit home (ah home ´Where everybody knows your name'). On the 14th of September we will have only 100 days left of this Uber voyage of discovery and mosquito bites. That means we have spent almost 257 days away from home (I say almost because there is a weird recurring dream I have about a wedding and a hot tub). And right now we have plenty of time to think about it. Our boat journeys down the Amazon will ... read more




Deep in the Amazon Rain Forrest,over 100 miles from any form of civilization and even further than that from a decent coffee (Peru seems to export everything it has) we intrepid explorers donned the sun cream (see, sensible) and ventured where no man has gone before. Well, not quite, but we did make it pretty far into one of the few truly wild bits left in the world. Having shunned the idea of a sanitised ´Jungle lodge´ where about a close as you come to roughing it is realising the pool isn´t cleaned every day we wanted to see just how much we could see in its natural habitat. The only problem with most creatures natural habitats is that they are bloody miles away! Having spent the best part of a day driving to the last ... read more



Abstract Potato Art at a White Water Wedding

Published: September 10th 2008South America » Peru » Lima » Lima » Lima

What a title! I think you´ll agree that this is going to be worth a read or a least a quick shufftie to find out who the hell has Potato Art at their wedding - nae Abstract Potato Art (a different class I think you´ll agree). Or perhaps you´re just wondering what on earth Potato Art could possibly be. Well read on ... and you won´t be disappointed (actually you might, there´s only so much we can do). This month of course featured a small diversion from the planned course of our trip. To be honest, every month has featured a small diversion to the course of our trip - we´re just flighty like that. But, for one of us this diversion was a touch more extreme. So that while one was plunging into the icy ... read more



Can We All Say Anticlimax

Published: August 31st 2008South America » Peru » Cusco » Machu Picchu

Following the hoards has never been one of our greatest pleasures. Even less when they´re shinning unnessecary torches in your face at 5 am on a hillside ascent to the ´Most exciting pile of rocks in the World´. Firstly, we´re going to have a go about American´s. I apologise as we have met some nice ones on our travels, but give them a goal and they´re ruthless to the core. It turns out, you see, that only the first 400 people to Machu Picchu each day are allowed to ascend a certain part of the site. We, personnally had no real interest in climbing Scafeld Pike and then tackling Snowdon. We were set in just being happy to be there. Our American friends on the other hand were hell bent on pushing, shoving and clawing their ... read more




After almost 8 months on the road we have seen first hand the strange and often irreversible effects that tourism has upon the world. From increased communication between cultures to the mass production of slightly suspect ´local´ handicrafts. The world is forever altered by ebb and flow of people and, some would say more importantly, money around the globe. Only every so often, however, does this issue drag kicking and screaming the traveller into the cold hard reality of the 21st centuary. Lets get this straight right from the off - Cusco is a buisness. A cold hard money making machine. The home of the great Incan Empire that streached its colossal bueraucracy (of red string no less) across South America for almost 300 years. A city at once beautiful, but immediately ugly. This is not ... read more




Welcome to the home of the Llama. And it seems the Llama jumper, the llama blanket, the llama socks, the lama baffies, the llama wall hanging and off course the llama burger (Ok I know the last one isn´t a textile, but when you´ve shaved the poor beast raw the only place left to keep it warm is at 180 degrees for 15 minutes). We even swear we´ve seen some llama loo seat covers and hence everyone we know is going to have a very jolly Christmas. Up high in the Andes (still, yes we know) and stradling the borders of Bolivia and Peru, Lake Titikaka (or the Lake of the Stone Puma - which is a much cooler name) is a haven for those wishing to escap the cities of La Paz (Bolivia) and Arequipa/Cuzco ... read more




What is it in human nature that feels the need for fear. That overwhelming pleasure at a warm pulse of adrenaline coursing through your veins. Heart pumping with trepidation, preparing, almost sensing this could be your last. Make a mistake here and you will die. Welcome to Bolivia and ´The World´s Most Dangerous Road´ It seems a little naive that when the World Bank presented that title to the road from the dizzying heights of La Paz to the jungle of Coroico they assumed people would heed the warning and stay away from such danger. Unfortunately, the opposite was true and like a red rag to a bull, or moth to a flame more likely, a world of idiot travelers has taken the challenge. Now day after day hundreds hurtle down this suicide track from 4,800m ... read more




Well, according to us anyway. Anyone who says that the Tibetan Plateau is the roof of the world has clearly never been to Bolivia. Here they skip and jump at heights mere mortals only dream of. We felt that a few days in San Pedro de Atacama (Chile), situated at a paltry 2,400m above the deep blue, was high, but boy were we wrong. A small change of plans had led to us throwing Bolivia into the mix, instead of our planned leisurely stroll up to the end of Chile (which decidely isn´t) and across the drug smuggling border to Peru. Now we knew La Paz was the highest capital in the world and we were more than prepared to buy a few more llama jumpers - the national export of South America. But what we ... read more






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