So, the uniting of a crew that only fully disembarked about 4 weeks ago...Consisted of 6 members...A Welsh girl named Heleed...('Hell' for short)...A funny german Yan, Scouse Rachel, Manc partners Emma and Jo...and the delightful burnsie of the irish contingent! All united their swords in battle to take on what was suppost to be a peace mission but unfolded into complete slaughter... But we'll continue that in a second, because firstly...there is the whole story of the train journey to undertake... Sraight from the jungle to the nearest town on a clapp't up local bus that was real [View Full Entry]

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"..in the jungle , the Teman Negaru jungle, burnise rows a boat.... ...in the jungle the Teman Negaru jungle, burnsie gets leeched by a leech... ...in the jungle the Teman Nagaru jungle, burnise builds a campfire... ...in the jungle the Teman Negaru jungle, burnsie sleeps in a cave... ...in the jungle the teman negaru jungle burnise eats lots of ginger to help the sickness of pregnant women... ....a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... ooops, just pissed meself [View Full Entry]

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And so, after the party celebrations, a slightly light headed Mr. Byrne had to make his way through the underground system and over to the travel Agent to catch his VIP bus into Kuala Lumpur (K.L. baby!). Malaysia here we come. Pretty crazy coming out of Singapore as we drove for literally about 20 -30 minutes, past a Lamborghini dealership which had the sexiest Lambo Ive ever seen in my life and then past all the cranes of the shipyard, looking out for Maersk containers with a tradewood stamp on them..he he, and literally over a bridge...A pretty long bridge at [View Full Entry]

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So then…stage 2 done…Oceana…tick, well 2 of your countries anyway. Things are getting scary as I am now entering the final phase of my trip, well gallivanting hobo style around the world anyway…! And I still wish that next lotto ticket I buy will be the lucky one, because I don´t want this to end, and this seems my only viable option if I wish to continue living as a tramp! Anyway, after I cried a bit on the plane then accepted the luxury of the quantas flight with a few jars of whisky and a few movies from their extensive [View Full Entry]

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What’ll you do with a drunken sailor What’ll you do with a drunken sailor What’ll you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning. Put him in the tender till he gets sober Put him in the tender till he gets sober Put him in the tender till he gets sober early in the morning Hi ho and up she rises, Hi ho and up she rises Hi ho and up she rises early in the morning........... So, Luigi and Ash where about to fly back darn souf - luigi to go home and aisling to find a job [View Full Entry]

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Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie - wheh wheh wheh...Ozzie - wheh Ozzie - wheh Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie wheh wheh wheh.... So, country numero 7, but still in stage 2...only a wee short flight across the sea to Sydney baby yeah, where opera singers sing in funny shaped arched buildings and big iron bridges symbolizing the height of the industrial period grace the bay, plus apparently there's more sunshine than Ireland - but what do I care, I spent 5 months in South America!!!! And so, a friend called Torso (whom I met in Buenos Aires) had delightfully prepared to pick me up and [View Full Entry]

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Okay, so Frodo and Samwise had been travelling for a fair amount of time, I'd say roughly 3 weeks, on their little hobbit toes alert for any danger and seagulls plopping on their heads! They came across some small villages and then stumbled upon 'PUZZLE WORLD' ! May sound awesome but believe me it isn't, I pulled out all my hair over this silly wooden block game, it was like for toddlers and infants with an age sticker on the side that said up to the age of 8 - so I chopped the blocks with my teeth and jammed them [View Full Entry]

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Heh ho peeps and freaks and other forms of mutants who like to keep in touch with this bill bloggin flogging story post making earth shaking input that gets typed through my fingers…! If it at all ever makes any sense, you are better persons than the likes of a being like me is to be able to understand it…! So yeah, I’m still in bloody Bolivia, when in fact I’ve travelled 4 weeks through Argentina, saw loads of other stuff (including 2 more Christs, and a lot more mountains)…then I jumped on a jet plane for the first time in [View Full Entry]

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So, a quick tour entry blog journal doot doot here…This was were we did the proper tourist feeling and ran like hell through most of Bolivia over little time and covered almost everything offered to us from within the Lonely Planet…Starting in Sucre (apparently the nations capitol, although argumentative) for old school Jurassic Juxtaposition Juggling Jitterbugs….DINOSAUR TRAX…then to the world’s richest Silver mine (in one of the world’s poorest countries)…and finally to a whole lot of nothing..! Basically as far as the eye can see - all right i [View Full Entry]

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BOLIVIA...BOLIVIA...BOLIVIA....BOLIVIA...BOLIVIA...BOLIVIA... sorry, getting a bit carried away after the humazing 6 - 1 victory to Bolivia last Wednesday...April fool´s day, what a fool those argies are, although I must be quiet because I am in fact typing in a cafe in Argentina! shhhhhhh....Yes, that´s right - I got out!!! you can call back the helicopters and speedboats and SAS task force, there is no longer any need to continue the search for the lost bouncyn boundin burnsie who dissappeared in Bolivia! here I am - across the border, passport stamped, bags searched, rubber gloves, dru [View Full Entry]

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