good times hey monty, just thought i would say hi and remind you of that night before corfu where we shared the room and you couldn't get in hahahaha have a god one
So..... So what happened to the last lot of photos and a final blog entry saying how great it is to be home, how youve eaten a parmy and drunk real beer (not that VB shit tho) and how even tho youve seen the sights there really is no place like home. C'mon its the LEAFT you can do!!!!!!!
Mate can't believe you're done Put some photos in you lame ass...
We've only got another 3 weeks ourselves... off to Burma tomorrow though!!
Hey we're thinking of having a coming home party entitled 'Thai me down' whaddya reckon can we have it at your place?? You know you'd be invited. ;)
Give Me A D Give me an A a D a D & a Y Hi cheeky one of this wonderous world. has ya lungs? Pagging out on you yet??? Mmmm had a thought you might need a cheerleader while your on top of the world...... Just for entertainments sake.... ha any way catch and kiss you soon sweetness Mummy puppy slut peace out xxx
Monty Mania Hey send me a t-shirt and Ill spread Monty Mania in Japan, nothing funnier than approaching total strangers to do stuff, especially if they are Japanese!
"A sailor went to chop chop chop... ...To see what he could chop chop chop"- One of the kindy kids favourite songs- your a star!!! Prayer said- look out for bunk beds- heard they make them with pointy ends in Peru.
And you reckon poms are whingers? What the...?
Perhaps you could take a leaf out of the 'chards guide to losing weight mate and charge up that mountain dropping a turd or 2 every 100 vertical metres?
News Flash Its official. After creating mayhem in Asia and Europe, authorities have confirmed Monty Mania in Mexico which is now suspected to have spread to Peru.
The Monty Mania epidemic is responsible for adventure and partying, leading to social anarchy. Earlier this month Monty Mania is believed responsible for a dramatic shift in power in the US congress with a huge swing in the mid term elections after the epidemic made a brief appearance in Miami.
The ring leader of the mayhem, a mystery man only known as one Uncle Chop Chop has managed to evade European authorities after moving between several drinking establishments and changing flight plans without notice. Authorities pursued Chop Chop however he managed to evade Mexican authorities by fleeing a drinking bar and hiding under a monkey in the street before boarding a coach to Peru. Witnesses report Chop Chop had 1 arm out the window of the coach and put the coach into a series of donut turns before leaving town.
In Peru, the epidemic has been sighted however we await further news on current developments
coach not a bus!!!! hello youth just read your whole blog very funny mate glad to hear your still having fun after contiki and look forward to catching up with you some time and remember mate its a COACH not a fucking BUS!!!
anonymous I wish people would put their names up here so i knew who was sledging me!! :) ....... but lets have a guess at the phoneless person being ´chards (surely Chucka can sort you out a new one?)..... and the person putting shite on my VERY good friend Gleewok (thanks again champ!!) is none other Jason "please sir may I have another" Moriss!!!
Tim Gleeson is gay! Jesus Chop! Is that photoshop or has travelling shed some weight? Looking good brother. If you buff up any more you might have Tim "Backdoor Bruce" Gleeson kissing the back of your neck!
Poor Mont Sounds like you're feeling a wee bit homesick mate, but hey if we knew your phone number we may call you also... or you could call us.... if we had a phone. When you flying out of there anyway punk?? You'll be home before you know it then be missing it all over again. Oh that's right, we do have the three-tiered King St to look forward to...
Nunny Cancun..... shit mate, not your kind of place at all. Good to see you and Richards are seemingly continuing the "Biggest loser" contest! You're wasting away my friend! xx
D'ya wanna go some place else??? Nah really, time to move on dickhead! Nice lookin' club though and I don't mean the ambience.
I reckon you bought both shirts 'cos you can't spell...
Presidentee' Chop Chop Chop, looks fantastic there - great to see the good times rolling on! Playing with stingrays - safer to spank a monkey! (or so I'm told!)Looking forward to next informative instalment mate.
Mecico Surely anything with playa in the name has gotta be more exciting...
Good to see you made your flight - watch out for dodgy burritos!
So.... when will we be seeing some photos then chop?
Take care mate.
Oh mate.... what's gonna happen to you Hey Chop Chop. Good to see the liver continues to function - well at least enough to get you to the next spot - just.
Keep the good times rolling, you never know what will happen if you stop! Take care mate, xx
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I think anyone that shares the same name as mine is categorically the best human in this galaxy. CHEERS BRO!