COCONUTS you shouldnt eat more than 1 coconut or a 2 cups of coconut milk a day because it is a violent laxative. I read that in my army surplus wilderness survival guide, so you know its true. and as we all know, fiery poops arent fun.
Missed ya bud I figured I was due to say something on here since I have not all summer. Sounds like an interesting experience for you. I've read about half of what you've typed since you write a 20 page essay every 2 days.
Summer League has not gone so hot this summer. We have won 1 game. You ask why? 1. we have been extremely unlucky(5 players for alot of games, losing in overtime, losing at the buzzer, and other things). 2. we are just plain bad- jeremy has gone for like 25, 3 times this summer an shot 40 shots to get there. 3. Mike rivera has been hurt all summer an he was a big help last yr so that hurts. 4. we have no height.
So next summer we are thinking of breaking away with the core of me, u , kieran, stenta, an bob mastro.
I ve reffin alot for tony this summer, Modified, JV, and varsity summer league. It's been fun. Im a terrible ref though. I don't call shit, just too damn lazy. Kieran is the same way. But towards the past couple weeks Greenwald startin reffing.Oh my god, you can only imagine. He takes that shit so serious, he knows every signal. Tony calls him the woodchuck.
I thought I heard you got home on the 13th, you'll have to let me know, cause kieran is tryin to have a 3on3 tourn at his house on sat.
Let me know about the bash at your house when you get home, Ill be there.
Miss ya luke,
later
Duncan
blog response #12 yeah im pretty sure moyer will never die. hes immortal, undead even. but peanut butter on the ceiling, that can never be topped. not only was it on the ceiling for like 3 months, it left a stain of gargantuan perportions on the tile. plus it was hard as a rock. i dont think it could ever be reproduced entirely.
got ur post card today...was at the lake tubing and kneeboarding and what not all weekend and saw the monkey of a postcard sittin on the kitchen table when i got home. Thanks Luke!can't wait to go back to the port..................and oh yea..Go Sox:)
whatup Luca Luke damn man i never checked my brockport email all summer until today so i wasnt aware i was privledged enough to be receiving the links to these fantastic blogs. so i read them all today and i must tell you i enjoyed them immensely. sounds like a great experience and its crazy youre hangin with my friend felicia from high school... small world. anyhow happy late birthday, my birthday is tomorrow, just for the record. looking forward to seeing you back at brockport... keep ya head up -Taka
i dont believe that you sit and wait for others after your finished eating. that must be very painful for you. and i agree, i`m sure your polite manners will disappear when you get back home.
activities i would be glad to take part in any of the aformentioned activities. please notify me of such events when you get back.
signed,
michael farneti
XOXOXOXO
hating on farneti if theres any reason i hate our name its becuase of star wars. Everyone feels like they have the right and need to tell me that their my father, your obviously having the same problem. I know of the farneti shits that jermey speak of, its not good. i remeber one time he dumped at my dads and we had to leave the house. We had to use the trampoline against our wills because of his overactive anus. it smelled like big foots dick. lorri is looking forward to makin' the breakfast. anythign you want in perticular?
blog response #11 hahaha thats a solid blog right there. i especially enjoyed the son son reference. expect it to make a showing when you return. we all know its going to be farneti who gets it first, probably when hes trying to akuma "death" me or dan "instant kill" me. i see youre running out of crap to write, i dont blame you, youve been informing everyone of a lot of stuff youve done. ill help you out and ask you some questions, some actually good and relevant, most being completly useless and absurd. here goes;
(1)how many times have you been called "gringo"?
(2)how are the beers there?
(3)are there as many ugly people there as there are in binghamton?
(4)are there a lot of old people?
(5)is there any mention of video games/does anyone play them/are they expensive?
(6)did you buy any good books down there/spanish artsy stuff?
(7)have you seen any dog fights?
(8)have you seen any knife fights?
(9)have you seen any drunk fights?
(10)have you seen any cock fights?
(11)has anyone tried to sell you something random on the street?
(12)seen any new animals/insects?
(13)does the toilet water flow the same way, i forget how that works exactly
(14)have any cabbies tried to hit on you?
(15)any luck with the chicas?
(16)is there a little spanish laczak on the way?
(17)have you gotten injured at all?
(18)are you still wearing your fancy american shoes?
(19)buy any shweet clothes?
(20)think youre dogs are alive?
hope that inspires. as always, continue with the funness. see you when you get back. later
p.s. yeah farneti will make some logan bread with you, but youre going to have to buy the ingrediants and cook it. hell help out by eating some, then taking a huge dump at your house.
yaknow lacy, victor and i just got back from visiting jonny and our HS friend alfred in NC. it was a great time. i'm sure you'll hear all about it, and see some cool pics of how white i am @ the beach. also, thanks for the post card. you promosed, and you delivered. very nice. anyways, i'll talk w/ya soon enough.
- bizz
ps - retaliation by dane cook is funny as hell
blog response #10 i too share the same eating habits sac. its dine and dash at every meal. plus people are always amazed that such a lanky bastard can put away so much disgusting crap. has anyone downthere made any kind of comment about you eating so much? or have you not eaten that much food in one meal there. for example, i had a "light snack" last night consisting of 2 peanut butter sandwhiches, 2 bowls of ramen (cooked, i dont eat them raw like farneti), half a bag of gold fish, half a bag of doritos, 5 cookies, 2 pop-tarts, and 2 bottles of water. that was at 12:30 AM. johnny depps role was not originall typecast for marlyn manson - whoever told you that clearly should take part in the special olympics. tim burton specifically had depp in mind when still in the creative writing process. in fact, depp was the one who introduced the kid who played charlie to tim burton (depp had worked with the kid in 'Finding Neverland' and thought he was a good actor). and it is NOT amazingly useless trivia. it's only semi-useless, considering i just used it to prove that one of the people you're with is a complete shmuck. they probably just looked at depp in costume and were like "hey he looks just as pasty as marlyn manson". you should buy some sweet clothing, then sport it around school. then people will be all "hey whered you get that shuper shweet t-shirt" and youll be all "costa rica, sucka. its a tad bit better then hollister, you pre-fabricated poser." thatll get em. plus you should just buy something completly bizzare, something you cant even identify, then give it to someone as a gift, and when they say "what the hell is this?" you say "i have no idea but i thought youd like it". thatll mess with their heads. good luck with further adventures. later sacmaster 6000. p.s. is that an upgrade from the sacmaster 5000? or is that one just in the garage with all the puppies, i.e., living hunting tools. you should really let them out when you get home, im sure theyre pretty much close to dead (again)
Woah, thats a pretty freakin sweet way to spend your birthday. You have a special bond with those baby turtles now. Totally bring one home. Happy Birthday!
blog response #10 my bad on the whole not saying happy birthday sac. i knew it was your birthday because your mhairi's face book reminded her. i was basically waiting for your latest blog to say it, so yeah, happy birthday. 20 is the age of limbo - you're not a teenager, and you're not an adult. you've already had plenty of experience drinking, but for some reason can still get in trouble for it. you can be drafted to fight a useless war, but you can't pound a brew. hmmm. thats pretty cool how you're dealing with shady costa ricans in spanish, thats pretty hardcore stuff. also, you are in fact a human garbage disposal; every blog youve written has painstakingly detailed every meal you've ever had there, and it's most enjoyable. who would have know a loaf of bread would be so great. you sure are riding a lot of buses man. thats rough. what kind of buses are they anyway? like legitamate buses? or more like retired US school buses that have been painted over? that turtle sounded pretty interesting as well. i mean, i know that after i throw back a few pringles and a couple brews, i enjoy watching random wildlife create more random wildlife. always a crowd pleaser. okay sac gotta run, good luck with the rest of the trip. pretty interested in seeing all the pictures and stories you've accumulated. take er easy
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Farneti sounds like a real gay.