ya'know I'm happy to hear your women bashing. You've finally taken some steps to become a real man. All thats going on with me, is that Jon can't stop talking about his pineapple party. You wouldn't believe how excited he is about it. I dunno if I'll be able to go or not though, we'll see. Anyways, I have a feeling that when we get back to school your gonna be speaking lots of Spanish around us (in a similar fashion to how you talked about complicated science stuff around us (Jon and I) all semester) <~~~~~~ I hope you like the parens in parens, and I'm not looking forward to all that Spanish. Haha. Alright man, see ya.
Love You Hi Love,
Just saying hello now that Daddy got the computer fixed - maybe he is more technologically proficient than we think! Anyways, I am impressed that he did it. Sounds like you are having the adventure of a lifetime. What stories you will have to tell. We wait anxiously each day for your blogg.
We have seem Lin and Jim everyday for dinner this week and they are going home this morning. We had a lot of laughs and much talking. Tonight the Bosworths are coming for dinner. Seems like all I have done lately is have company for dinner.
I helped Lindsay clean her apartment on Tuesday. It was really dirty. I spent the entire day scrubbing the kitchen cabinets. I am going up with her again on Sunday to help her paint her bedroom. Daddy has begun shearing and I know you are disappointed that you are not here to help. You will get over it I am sure! WEll gotta go and finish the potato salad I am making for dinner tonight. Have you eaten anything really different yet? We love you and miss you. How is your Spanish coming along? Are you getting more fluent? Hugs and Kisses...Mom
Fishing If you fish from shore, try any natural bait that you can find, crabs, clams, mussels, sand worms, etc. See what othter people are fishing with. Buy a big knife, its good for fishing and you won't have to take street fighting lessons. Also, try not to fall in the volcano and don't forget your bug spray and camera this time!
ps Its safe to come home, the firewood is all done.
why you gotta hate? yah so i finally found out about this dumbass "blog" shit and its riddled with farneti insults. you know what i have to say about that? im dating your cousin. biotch.
hope youre havin fun in your stupid costa rica. its so stupid there. youre stupid
Lukey!!!!! I kept getting these alerts for your blog in my email and I thought it was junkmail -- but I just figured it out so thats why I hadn't left you any messages until now. Anyways, your entries are hillaaaarious... it sounds like you're having an interesting time! I can't wait to keep reading. I'm gonna be in Binghamton next week and I'm sad you won't be there :( oh well... I hope you continue to have fun and dance with little costa rican women! and ps, quit hating on Mike! (haha jk, he deserves it!)
blog response #4 "marcos" is a tool
your dance instructor is actually a man
you should take jeffs advice and learn some street fighting - i recommend learning the "haduken" and "hurricane kick" as early as possible
good luck with stuff
gid
FISH LIKE A LACZAK? OK, DID YOU GET A ROD YET? The whole idea of fishing somewhere new is very cool. check out the duck season too while your there.....I hear they have huge bag limits. Do teal migrate that far? Maybe you can peddle your "fish laczak" tee shirts there? Oh and check out the local "tepache" or homemade hooch, made out of pineapples or something. Enjoy and be nice to granny.
ya'know Well, it all sounds well and good, but I wonder where people like ANDY fit into these stories. Obviously, you have forgotten your roots. For shame young man. Furthermore, i question your capacity to thoroughly enjoy another country. With your ethnocentric view of the world, it is likely that you wouldn't appreciate the finer points of Costa Rica (or The Rich Coast for you) such as how to tie a mango to a wallabee. Anyways, keep up the good par work.
Hugs and shark rockets,
Ben
blog response #3 im a huge fan of all this farneti zinging. hes such a mooching jew. we both know damn well hes not gonna write you shit back, seeing as how it doesnt net him .7 cents per word. im just grateful i dont have to see him at family reunions. i pity you sac
fishing should be sweet. yeah you probably wont catch much, other then some disease which will leave you bed ridden and bleeding from the anus, but hey, im sure itll be nice at the beach
i like this grandma vilma character. shes got class. she probably cooks a mean meal
on that note, hows the freakin food? have you had to poop "muy frequento" (i so just made that up). whats theyre TP like? is it just newspaper clippings sewn together? do theyre toilets flush without making a disturbing gurggling noise? i need answers to these burning questions
surfing - ehhhhhh, i dunno about that one. what if the board cracks you in the skull and then you just bite it out there in ocean? what if you end up strangling yourself with the chord thats tied to the board? clearly these things wont happen - surf away
yeah ive never flown but i imagine jet lags a bitch. i imagine its like feeling that youve had two fat chicks sit on your chest for several hours, then as they got up, they farted all over you. so not only are you tired and sweaty, youre struggling hardcore to breathe. thats no fun
yeah this "marcos" sounds like the central american equivilent of farneti. replace "marcos" with "genius" and there you go
you dont have anything to worry about with the chicas sac, youll be using the laczak charm to woo them from their tacos in no time. besides, youve got no one to compete with. thats like putting you on a basketball court with only three defenders - youll clearly win by a landslide. just be sure to wrap it up; even though some are from the US, odds are theyre skanky. im not generalizing here, im just sayin, nerdy girls need some lovin too, and theyll take it from anywhere they can get it; other students, professors, a dog in the street...anywhere
im truly sorry about the sleeping conditions. sleep is so necessary. its second to food and water. hope that works out better somehow. you should suggest to the chicas that they lay down on the floor, then you lay on top of them. make yourself a nice bed of chicas. theyll love it
good luck with the classin and the adventures
there will be more absurd blog responses to come
i assure you
i hope i provide some type of american entertainment to keep some sac alive
toodles
thats right, i said it
toodles
Fishing and Marcos im not gonna lie, i am slightly jealous that ur fishing in Costa Rica. i hope u catch somethin too, b/c it'll be a sweet story... this marcos kid reminds me of someone from brockport. he's a mess just like him, definitely doesnt have any orrs in the water, more or less just floating along. that person is ellis. his head may be too big now to even view a computer screen, but if he is reading ur blogs, im sure he's thinking to himself how he could get the 8 girls ur with b4 u could. u kno im not exaggerating either. thats jonny.... well i only wrote to give u somethin to read, and i cant think of anything more entertaining than blasting ellis. so, on that note, catch somethin this weekend and get pix of it. PEACE!
Mr. Gill's Math Museum hey laczak, guess who's the new principle at CV middle school....the one and only David Gill. poor kids dont even know what theyre in for
hi luke (: sounds amazing there.. this blog was a wicked good idea so bored people at work like me can pretend to be productive while checking up on ex boyfriends. ciao!
Ya'know I'll be telling you how nice this was on AIM in moments. Anyways, it was nice. I bought my fam some gifts yesterday in Times Square, which was cool. Chotchky NYC stuff, kinda, but sort of funny. Anyways, I haven't much else to write, but I'd like to increase you reading, so I'll tell you a story. I went to the movies w/this girl from Brockport who is interning here, and it turns out that we were in the same class when we were 3 years old, but we never knew eachother until college. It was amazing odds. Like the odds of you winning in KART. Anyways, I'll ttyin a second on AIMskie.
blog response #2 i just read your first entry - amazing. im hooked. i need more.
i think the artsit responsible for "the power of love" is huey lewis and the news. if not them, then its either luther vandross or celine dion
blog response #1 youre lucky its only the new balances man. theyll cut ya. and by theyll i mean them and by them i mean a gross generalization of the people(s) of central america. see? the parrot was just the start - its intrinsic to that part of the world. every corner you turn, every place you visit, every delicious tasting sandwhich you eat...they could be your last
shitty rooms are the worst, espcially hotels. odds are there have been several murders, all drug related, within your room. the bed...(ahem)...is what one might call "less desirable." youre probablly also sleepin in some serious seamen and those navy boys have scurvy. big time. im talkin burn when you pee big time. the ass groove is the least of your worries
uh yeah...these people youre with...youre probably gonna want to avoid the whole "getting tidick" story around them. unless like, theyre really drunk. cause man, if people dont enjoy the antics in that story - awkward. personally; hilarious. i nailed the pitchers mound
good luck with the classes. dont be the guy who wears sandals and argile socks. get some sun, but not too much, i hear cancer turns out to be work. im sure youll find cool shit to do and enterain everyone youre with.
take er easy
ps i hope this "blog response" has served your entertainment for the morning, or at least like the first shit of the day. you know, somethin to read thats not too much work or stupid or anything but its just randomly interesting, like the word "kangaroo" is aborigine meaning "i dont know what youre talking about." Sir Joeph Banks of great britian was exploring the outback when he saw them jumpin around and shit, and when he got back to camp he asked a native, and that was his respone. sweet
i bet mike would buy some newbies and ship them to you and you could sell them for only double the price and make a killing. you know how he hates real work.
weather machine well now that you got the milk straight from the udder, if you can find about 3 lbs of cat hair, a toothbrush made of horse hair, and a violin you should be able to master the natives tounge in about 2 hours
HI! Hey bud! I hope you made it there safe and sound and that you're liking Juan Pablo and the Family. I'm totally looking forward to hearing how things are going! We already miss you! xx
International Lunacy: The Times and Travels of the One Named Sac The first entry of what shall be a world reknown summer experience for the artist simply known as "Sac". The adventure begins this July, coming to a blog near you...
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