yaknow sounds very nice LL. that turtle experience sounded awesome. me and my legendary friend VICTOR just visited Jon for 3 nights, and now we are in charlotte visiting our friend Alfred from HS. i'll ttys. peace!
blog response #9 yeah id say your sarcasim is getting much better, but you still have much to learn sac-san. everyone knows that whenever youre asked to doubledate by someone else, youre obviously the wingman. fat and a mullet - thats pretty much the worst. its a good thing the power went out, otherwise you might have been struggling to breathe under the hairy armpit of a mongel of a woman (aka one of farneti's relatives). i agree with your frisbee-ing at the beach, there really is no point of being there without it. well have to play when you get back, ive got a mean old school binghamton rangers frisbee thats been rippin up PD park all summer. always a good time. hey you werent locked out of barklows house, we let you back in like 5 minutes later. it was still pretty funny though how you were just like "whelp, looks like im sleeping on the trampoline (laczak laugh)." then im pretty sure you said something about going to the bathroom, but im not 100% on that one. cant wait to hear more crazy stories about the spanish farneti (marco) and other costa rican goodness. as always, have fun, avoid the STDs, and come back sane. take er easy. p.s. we have many drinking games to play now, our favorite being "egyptian rat screw". youll love it.
drugs i dunno man, they could be anything. Diazepam is the generic, maybe she gave you that. You should ditch the pills and just get boozed on some rum and coke in a can, acctually, that might make you puke out the window again. Remeber when we locked you out mike wasn't there. that was the year he wasn't invited haha.
blog response #8 youre clearly having some crazy times over there sac. sounds fun. yeah you should smack that stupid poonta upside the head; if shes not speaking spanish why the hell is she even there? you should purposly lose her somewhere along the way to see if she can get back alive/not raped. easy with that costa rican coffee champ, once you get back here youre gonna need a fix hardcore, and you know what, you aint gonna get it. if you do manage to find something even remotly close to its awesomeness, youre gonna have to pay a buttload for it. thats like, a hundred dollars. but since youre over there, why not drink it like its going out of style. it seems youre speaking an absurd amount of spanish, which is good. i read youre last blog and nearly shat myself it was so funny. it was brilliant, especially the swamp ass and mobile vomitting. p.s. i agree with your anti-american women policy. go grab yourself some international lovin. best of luck avoiding swamp ass. "tengo laguna de culo", so i gotta blast. take er easy
columbian woman my brother also wants to marry a columbian woman, he thinks they are better than americans too. oh goodness your story about the puking on the side of the bus really got me laughing hard, priceless. anyways i will see you in less than a month, have fun see you soon, bye bud(:
columbian women my brother always tells me he is going to marry a columbian woman also! i also loved the story about you puking all over the bus haha sounds like something i would do, i laughed pretty hard after that one, well see you in less than a month(: bye bud!
nice hahah thats funny about puking on the side of the bus... i bet it smelled nasty. i missed seeing you in NY last week :( but oh well. it sucks that I'll be back in school when you get home! i'm gonna miss out on the festivities i hear... booo! anyways, i hope you have a great rest of your time in costa rica!! oh and the invite to come down south is still open, our sorority females are neither pale white nor chunky :)
ya'know sounds great. me and my infamous friend VICTOR are gonna visit jon this thursday the 28th in good old NC. also, i am expecting the dane cook cd in the mail as of tomorrow, which im pumped about. we'll have to sit down and do a lil watchskie when we get back to 'pale, white chunky upstate ny.' haha. peace and drugs.
blog response #7 yeah my bad sac, i was in the PA to see certain Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, or TPHB, for those "in the know" (and by in the know im clearly referring to men and women 35-48 who go to a concert and get more shit-faced then the 16 year old girls there). it was quite some fun, but alas, i was unable to "blog". what the hell is a "blog" anyway? ive never actually been told or had the energy to look it up myself. i just woke up one morning and i heard the word "blog" on tv, and i was all "hmmm..blog eh..." but that was it. is it just like leaving a message online? is it a rare and virtually extinct species of tropical turtle? good use of the turtle to piss off your teacher - farneti too has struggled many years with it. at one point i saw him mount one in a vain attempt to learn its proper pronounciation. that makes no sense at all really, mounting a turtle to figure out how to say that its a turtle (for all you "nutty buddies" out there, its turrr-tle) but it does leave the lasting image of mike humping a turtle regardless. so yeah the whole fantastic 4 thing, heres my opinion (you might laugh so hard youll end up blogging your pants). first of all, i havent seen the movie. why? becuase the previews made me want to bleed from the ears. i heard like 2 wisecracks from the human torch (mike in 7 years ZING) and i knew it was going to blow. why you wasted your time/money/life going to see it is beyond me. on a side note - you clearly are not as huge as a dork as myself, barklow, or farneti. in fact, you shouldnt ever make a comment whatsoever on any superhero/superheroine/supervillan/anything hero/villian with the word "super" in it. i did, however, enjoy barklows response in which he answered your super hero questions. when we marvel im sure well show you how much useless crap we know about things that dont even exist. we clearly excel at life. yeah there is a stretchy character in marvel - dhalsim - barklow is usually the only person with the "cahjones" big enough to plays as him and actually do well. same with storm, oh, and by the way, how could you miss that fact thats storms black? i laughed pretty hard when you had her confused for the foo-foo fantastic skank. anywho, have fun costa ricoing still, itll be crazy mad fun when you get back. later
Hi Love Hello from Maryland. Now that we are down here with Donny we are getting the TRUE lowdown on how your time with him went (just kidding, nothing but nice stuff to say.) Have a good weekend. We look forward to hearing about this weekend's adventure! Much love....HKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHHK Mom
Hi luke! seems like u are having a blast in costa rica...speaking of jon ellis...a older man came into work that looked like jon might in like 30 years...it made me chuckle, thought u guys might get a kik out of it too...ttyl n take care!!
DUX so a jibroni like u is giving a presentation on america's most prestigious species of waterfowl? thats worse than president bush giving a lecture on how to be a great public speaker. and ur whole advertising for jonny's pineapple party is not what that kid needs. i think he's already asked me 16 times if i'll go to that damn thing. i wouldnt doubt that he's more proud of that ridiculous website than about the even more ridiculous idea of having a party named after a tropical fruit. regardless of my hate for ellis, g/l fishin holmes. and what kind of ducks they got down there anyway? same as us?
you need to play more marvel. yeah they go up in space and into some cosmic energy storm that changes their dna making mr fantastic, the invisible woman, the thing (the big rock guy, not, i repeat not collosus or juggernaut (collosus is an xman man of an organic metal and could kick the things ass with his sholder charge, and juggernaut was from xmen he's just a dude who found this crystal that made him indestructable also prof x's step brother not that that means anything to you), jonny storm is the human torch. Dr. Doom had a lot of evil powers, strength adn magnetoesque powers etc, he built himself a suite so he could be more evil. HE IS IN MARVEL. jermey plays a mean dr. doom i might add. Sue storm is not storm (why would you think that, shes not black nor at anytime in the movie does she have weather powers). on a seperate note, she's as big a whore as another sue i know. ZIIIIING. You should tell the story of a duck named turtle who is confused by the fact that everyone calls him turtle, so he starts to act like one and invades the turtle community then in the end you shot him while he's hunting. it really doesn't tell much about turtles but you could use the word "turtle" alot and "bust up". by the way we'll be playing marvel this weekend and i'm gonna tron bon mike's stank ass. late
pine you know better than to support jon and the way he expresses his idea. well, i'm home now. it's great. i hope your having a dane cookified blasty blast, and i'm looking forward to seeing you @ school. peace man.
blog response #6 yeah youve been away for like what, a buttload of days already; its no suprise youre homesick. you wont be there forever, which im sure you realized a while ago, so go nuts, or should i say, "go sac", for the last week youre there.
yeah those bible people suck - i bet theyre the most annoying people there and the fact that you can understand every stupid thing they say doesnt help much. you should invite them on your solo adventure, then ditch them somewhere. who knows, maybe theyll get lucky and find god when theyre wandering about the jungles of costa rica naked and hungry.
the costa rican version of Gary Scutt - i cant even begin to comprehend what that was like. did he wave his hand in front of his face and then point to the unlit end of his cigarette in hopes of you understanding that you lack a filter? did he ask you who smoked the kools? we know who smokes the kools luke, we know who smokes the kools...
harry potter in spanish eh? you might as well pick up the spanish version on tape for barklow, cause you know, he hasnt techincally "read" all the books, but listening is just as good, if not better; youre hands are free to do stuff, like eat vennesan dogs or drop lanterns.
good luck with more of your costa rico-ing
spend "mad colones"
p.s. you slept with marcos? i bet he loves a good dutch oven
Don't let girls get in the way of fishin I'm glad to hear that your done acqueising to the girls. There's plenty of girls back in NY but no tarpon, rooster fish or sailfishing! If they want to come with make pay their own way. And tell them no puking!
Shearing, mowing, firewood, pond building are filling my days. Have a Corona on me. ;Going to Maryland to see Don and Gail on Friday. Enjoy your trip. Your Uncle is wierd!
Hi Love Hi Love,
Just a quick note before I continue with my chore list to cheer you on! You are doing great with your adventure! In no time at all you will be back doing all those things you say you miss. In a flash the trip will be done and you will have all these wonderful memories and adventures to think back and reflect on.
It is finally less humid today and we are enjoying the fresh feel to the air. AnnElise is up visiting Mike, but staying with Grandma much of the time as Mike is working. We all had dinner together last night and AnnElise is going out to dinner with Mike's grandparents tonight. Yesterday I went to school to finish up some budget stuff. I took Grandma and AnnElise shopping with Lindsay to get more stuff for Lindsay's apartment. We got some lamps and bathroom stuff. Daddy worked with his school team much of the day yesterday and has been directing John and Mary McLaughlin in their work on the tree farm. Mary has been coming over to help too. Daddy has her scraping and painting the barn with wood preservative. The garden is thriving and I thought of you this morning when I picked string beans. I know how much you like them. I also picked a ton of summer and zucchini squash and snow peas. Looks like a vegetable dinner tonight. We love you and miss you too, but are having so much fun looking at your pictures and reading your blog. Keep up the good work and we will have to make an "appointment" to call soon. HKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKH.....Mom and Dad
Hi Love Hi Love,
Boy, does it sound like you had yourself a great adventure. Lindsay is jealous! Once again, we are getting a lot of laughs from your stories. I have been passing copies of everything on to Grandma Betsy.
It was hot and steamy today - so hot you don't want to do anything. After 10 in the morning all you want to do is sit around and try and stay cool.
Today Daddy had his team over for lunch and then they worked - ever so little on the front porch. Lindsay fixed the team lunch and she put on a really nice feast.
AnnElise is up for the week to see Mike. She is going to stay at Grandma's while Mike works the next two days and then they are driving down to New Jersey to see some of Mike's family and she will be leaving from there to go back home.
Yesterday Grandma Betsy, Lins, Courtney and I drove to Albany again to get more painting done. We finished it all up and it looks really good - nice and clean now. We were so hot working - not a good day to paint, but had no choice. It had to get done so the carpets can get cleaned.
We will be going down to Don A. this weekend to visit. We'll be sure to say hi on your behalf. Daddy listening to the Yankee game in the bedroom with the air conditioner on. I am about to join him to get away from this heat.
We are thinking of you all the time and look forward to your daily blog.
Stay safe. Lots of love........HKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK Mom and Dad
blog response #5 i wont lie sac, ive been quite lacking in the blog responses for the past few days - i apologise. my computer decided to go all farneti on me (and yes, i do appreciate all the farneti zinging withing your blogs) so i couldnt really do much about it. im glad to read that youre at least having an interesting time and have learned a substantial amount of spanish in the process. this will help me greatly as i begin to form and ultimatly create the first government sanctioned US cock fights.
first off, youre spending mad colones. thats alright. from my basic understanding of third world countries, youre like...rich. spend all the colones you can, spend them like theyre going out of style like farneti at a straight convention. youre only going to be there once so why not? (coinsidently thats what farneti said about girls) ZING!
the central american taxi - i would not in any concivable way have been able to talk to the cabbie, lord knows what kind of slang he was using. quite frankly im suprised you werent raped. anywho, at least he wasnt as bad as the guy you had to sit next to on the bus, thats just plain weird. odds are he was unemployed, single, and a drunk; the predicament farneti will be in within 5 years.
i highly approve of your "winging it" approach to your stay there - basically ive been "winging it" since like 8th grade. in the end it always works out because not only do you have no control what-so-ever over your fate, everyone around you is directly influenced by your apathy; theyre just like "you know what, fudge it, lets do this" - then its party time.
that sucks about the whole "foreigner" thing at the volcano - people all over the world always bust americans for being racist and prejudice, but you know what, it doesnt matter where youre from or what language you speak - if you come across someone who you know isnt from your country, you treat them differently, thats just how it is. at least youre a nice guy, but its not like juan lopez is going to understand that. hes just gonna be all "give me money or im going to cut you". if theres anything luke dont need, its a good cuttin.
monkeys do throw poop. holy moses, didnt you pay attention at all in history class with hemsick? did you just completly zone out me and barklow? christ, we could have saved you hours of monkey-poo shelling.
my sentiments on marcos - punch him in the face, and everday, poo on his breakfast
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sounds very nice LL. that turtle experience sounded awesome. me and my legendary friend VICTOR just visited Jon for 3 nights, and now we are in charlotte visiting our friend Alfred from HS. i'll ttys. peace!