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Alone

Published: March 21st 2013Asia » Indonesia » Kalimantan » Palangkaraya
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March 21st 2013

I travel alone, at least, most of the time I do. It isn’t that I especially want to travel on my own, but it is just a fact that the vast majority of the people on this planet do not have the time or the money to do so. If they have the money, they don’t have the time, if they have the time, they don’t have the money. In the west, it is a different situation, there it, in the end, comes down to choice and most folks choose differently than I do. I chose to focus entirely on seeing as much of this great big world as possible, and with it eschewed the comfortable certainties of life: the job, the pension, the white picket fence with dog and family, the mortgage, the stress, the ... read more



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March 10th 2013

The Mahakam River is long, obviously not nearly as long as the great rivers of the world, but long enough to do some cruising. It reaches right up into the heart of Kalimantan, and though it sounds like a ‘Heart of Darkness’ experience, it isn’t. Being rather big means all kind of river traffic can make its way up, and that in turn makes it easy to exploit the natural resources along it. And exploited they have been and are still being. Coal is the main resource, followed by timber, and, so it seems, gold. With rapids only really restricting access to the last third, the rest has been up for grabs. As you take a passenger ferry up or down it you will pass a lot of coal barges, and a lot ports serving the ... read more



Somewhere near to nowhere

Published: March 2nd 2013Asia » Indonesia » Kalimantan » Samarinda
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March 2nd 2013

Kalimantan, I have been here for almost two weeks now and if I have noticed one thing is that you get somewhere near to nowhere on a daily basis. Not because the destinations I have been to are so far flung, but because transport is so slow, and this in turn it caused by the abysmal condition of the roads. It didn’t come as a surprise, I knew what to expect, and quite frankly I am exactly where I thought I would be after twelve days, in Samarinda. What I didn’t quite realize is how expensive transport would be. You pay premium for crap rides in Kalimantan, and you don’t get very far or very much for it. If I didn’t have to pay so much for getting anywhere, I would be on half the budget ... read more



Reality versus an idealised version of it

Published: February 17th 2013Asia » Malaysia » Sabah » Tawau
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February 17th 2013

Sabah likes to advertise itself as some kind of real life Eden, a nature paradise full of wild and fantastic creatures. And to reinforce that image you have the Lonely Planet, which has this to say about Sabah: ‘Malaysia’s state of Sabah proves that there is a God, and we’re pretty sure that he’s some sort of mad scientist. Sabah was his giant test-tube, the product of a harebrained hypothesis. You see, on the seventh day, God wasn’t taking his infamous rest, he was pondering the following: ‘What would happen if I took an island, covered it with impenetrable jungle, tossed in an ark’s worth of animals, and turned up the temperature to a sweltering 40˚C? The result? A tropical Eden with prancing mega-fauna and plenty of fruit-bearing trees. This ‘land below the wind’, as it ... read more



Travelling equals Waiting

Published: February 7th 2013Asia » Malaysia » Sabah » Sandakan
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February 7th 2013

Waiting, we are always waiting for something when we travel. We wait for buses, trains, planes and boats, we wait at airports, trains stations, bus terminals and boat docks, we wait for our food, we wait to check in to our hotel, we wait for our friends or fellow travel mates, we wait at a stall, we wait at a bank, we wait for a drink, we wait at the supermarket counter, at the travel agent, we wait for our visa’s and then at the borders, in short, half the time we travel we spend waiting. Waiting is what brings balance to our travelling, because as we all know, life is about checks and balances, ups and downs, yin and yang. I have been doing a lot of waiting lately. In this particular case I have ... read more



Sultan of Bling

Published: January 30th 2013Asia » Brunei » Bandar Seri Begawan
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January 30th 2013

You get a tan in the days, It's sunny in the rays, but meantime South of the river, you stop and hold everything A man is callin' prayers double four times, You feel alright when you hear his voice ring... And now you step inside, but you don't see to many faces, Comin' out of the sun to hear the muezzin go down, Competition in other holy places... Oh but the faithful are blowin' that sound, Way down south, way down south BSB town You check out Sultan Bolkiah, he owns all the oil, But he is strictly Muslim, he don't want to make it shine or bling They say a grand ol' palace is all he's got for all his toil, With only 1800 rooms to do his thing And Bolkiah doesn't mind if he ... read more



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January 25th 2013

This is going to be a one city blog, which is rather unusual for me. Actually this blog is not even going to be about this specific town, but all the photo's accompanying it will be. It will be more about how this became to be the blog it is. You see, this blog wasn't supposed to be what it will be, the reason it is, has partially to do with being stubborn, and partially to do with being a single traveller in Sarawak which can at times work against you. Let me explain. How comes it that I am sitting in Miri and writing this blog here, while my intention was to be in Gunung Mulu National Park, or perhaps the Kelabit Highlands, and my blog would have been in one way or another bound ... read more



I suffer, but why?

Published: January 21st 2013Asia » Malaysia » Sarawak » Sibu
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January 21st 2013

As I lay sweating on a matrass, with unseen bugs dropping on me or crawling over me, and confused roosters crowing loudly at random hours of the night, while less confused dogs kept howling and barking at intruders only they could see, I asked myself why I had thought it was a good idea to pay top dollar for this particular experience? Here I was in a semi-traditional longhouse, on a river close to Batang Ai National Park; with me were two Australians who were clearly just as delusional as me, since they too would, by the end of it, be paying a lot of money for what can only be described as self-inflicted torture. I had met Sarah and Tom in Kuching, where we had hatched this strange plan which involved, what we all silently ... read more



Killing time in Malaysia

Published: January 7th 2013Asia » Malaysia » Melaka » Melaka City
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January 7th 2013

You know how you have times where you made a plan, but due to unforeseen circumstances, or in my case, just plain foolishness, it fell through and you are left with this gap which you need to fill up in another way. Well, my aim was to spend my time in peninsular Malaysia on the east-coast, because I hadn't seen that part yet. I figured I would go to the Perhentians and chill out there, do a dive and then move on down the coast, stopping in various little hamlets, go to Taman Negara and do a jungle hike, then end up on the Tioman Islands before flying on to Kuching in Sarawak. What I didn't check was what the weather would be like this time of year on that coast. As it turned out, this ... read more



Fishy business

Published: December 24th 2012Asia » Malaysia » Penang » George Town
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December 24th 2012

A long held ambition has finally been fulfilled. It has been something I have been thinking about for years, but somehow I never managed to actually get down to it. There was always something that got in the way of me and my fishy business. Money more often than not, or lack of water, a key ingredient when one talks about our watery friends. Ever tried to do a diving course in Central Asia? It is easy, you don’t need to wear any air tanks, you can walk on the bottom of the Aral Sea without the need of any protective gear. Of course, you won’t see much in the way of fish, except maybe a dried out example or two. But I am not in Central Asia anymore and so the time has come where ... read more






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