The Evil Mouse

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(Use evil movie preview voice)

The Evil has built up an empire of slaves from around the USA, it has taken the very souls of immigrants from the Central America. The Evil is spread over 7 locations around Orlando.

We call this evil… The land of the Mouse. AKA Mickey Mouse or the Tyrant of Disney!!!


Yes people, we have been all been Disneyied. The mouse is the king of this land and everyone knows it and now it has all of our fingerprints. That’s right, in order to enter the land of the mouse we had to provide our fingerprints. Mnnnnnn. Is this in case we tried to take the mouse out with some massive mouse trap ??

But before we were introduced to the “mouse”…………

Flying into Orlando on the 15th, we arrived at our luxurious hotel. What a change from a -5 degree where we left in Seattle, a hot and humid 27 degrees, a welcomed change for all of us.

After a day of relaxation by the pool and spa we headed to land of Mickey’s Pleasure Island, the Island is totally devoted to Bars and Nightclubs. Next day (all a little hung over) “The Magic Kingdom” and suddenly all of us were transferred from near 30 year adults to excited 10 year olds. Yes we did all the kiddie rides and had a ball. Peter Pan, It’s a small world, Whinie the Poo, the hunted house but the saucer cups were a bit much for the gals, but Daz and I cranked the g-forces in the cups :>. Space Mountain was a classic - roller coaster in the dark.

The next day we hit EPCOT, another part of the “Mouse’s” tyranny. Well this day I was expecting some big rides, but unfortunately I was a little disappointed. One of the better ones was Space, a G-force sim that launches you to Mars. But if thrill rides are what you want just stay clear of Disney.

I’m writing this on the flight to New York, But the bloody plane has been delayed on the Tarmac for an hour. Arrrrrrghh… Last night we had a massive feast. For 35 bucks we entered an “All you can eat Lobster Buffet”, Seafood of all kinds, Crab, Prawns, Oysters, Scampie etc. but the main highlight was crabs and full lobsters . These lobsters were straight out of the boiling pot as they were still warm. I tried for a target of 5 lobsters, but I only got to 4.

Anyways, hope everyone is well. Next Blog from New York !!

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Comments

[Megz]

A bloody Tigers shirt??
What were you thinking???