The Porch
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The porch for some morning reading. My girlfriend had gone for a walk to see a friend. I went to the porch, and closed the door behind me to keep mosquitoes from getting in the room. Of course, the door was locked. I was stuck on the porch, shirtless, with no way to get in. Yes, I felt like a shmuck.
I checked the window on the porch and to my great relief it was open! I have a feeling it was purposely left unlatched. I probably wasn't the first boob to have locked himself on his own porch!
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