For a long time people have been trying to prove or disprove God's existence. Well I've done it. If God existed then scotish flies wouldn't, because no benevolent, all-knowing and wise creator would EVER create those bloody things. I've never been so close insanity. I mean, midges, I can survive, leaches, nothing ... but those flies, shiver ... We woke at our (favourite) campsite this morning to the pungent smell of sewerage. yes, that great screeching machine next to us was a sewerage treatment plant or some such ... and it was leaking big time. God, it stank. So we packed up quickly, and cycled the three miles back into Ayr and encamped in a good coffee shop, ordered a mega-sized cafe latte and cappachino, and entombed ourselves in the free newspapers whilst enjoying the warm
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