god, fish are so stupid. "danger, danger, swim away! hey, what am i doing here, outside my circle? better jump back in." no wonder the oceans are nearly empty of the dumb buggers.
Fact one: It's dusty.
Fact two: The only pigs I have seen were dead or on my plate. Mmm I could go for some chorizo right about now
Fact three: Most spanish women could eaasily be mistaken for gorillas, so you may be right, despite what Jose says!
On Spain and pigs I once knew a guy from Spain (well, Basque at least). He said they ride pigs everywhere and live in mud huts.
Pig congestion is apparently a big problem on the simultaneously dusty and muddy roads of Spain. That's how the tradition of the running of the bulls started. Whenever the pig density on the road reached untenable levels they would release a pack of bulls to clear them all out. The bulls would force all the pigs down the road, usually ending up at a deli or butcher or something (fun fact, if you follow most spanish roads to the end there will usually be a meat store there). This is why suede and bacon play such a large role in Spanish 'culture' (if it can be called that). I am not sure what they used to shift all the bulls off the road, I think it was gorillas or something.
yes, steve did tell me that.
love the blog, mate, keep it up!
we miss you back here, and hope you run out of money soon so you have to return, he he... since i didn't go for my evil passport scam this is all i have! ;)
your mom said you're heading to spain, i think? true or false? either way, sounds like you're having a blast, just like i knew you would.
be good,
/anna
missed it! hey willy!
i thought i had set myself up with one of these subscriptions for your blog, but it turned out i hadn't, so tonight when dining with my new best friend james and his family, as well as your mom, i was informed that you've been blogging away since i checked last.
i'm off to the next one, see you there! :)
my work is done so you went with hypnose? good boy! you will thank me when the scandinavian women flock around you for reasons they don't even understand themselves, but you and i both know it's because of that seductive scent.
i'm getting your texts, but am too cheap to text back as i don't know how much that will subtract from my account each time.
we miss you over here. cheers,
willso
William Lehmann
I rekon. I could have turned them into fish sticks if their posture was better!