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September 16th 2008

GWM looking for the right guy in the wrong town Few of the young men resemble their profile pics. In a crowded mall the far side of the city our protagonist meets with one such man. He’s a good two feet shorter than expected and still dressed in his drab brown work uniform. “Sales Executive” refers to his new job selling light fixtures at a householdware department store. He earns an equivalent to one hundred dollars a month, a quarter of which covers room and board. The Internet chatrooms spliced with memories of National Geographic presented Indonesia with a false sense of the romantic, images of men who, strong and smooth and brown, strode perpetually half naked and virile across wet rice paddies. And while this is true of distant figures spied from the highway that ... read more



Walking in An Other Self's Shoes

Published: September 13th 2008Asia » Indonesia » Java » Surabaya
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August 29th 2008

Heroes: Tragic and Comic This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, chilling in a shopping mall coffee shop half the temperature that bathes the city outside its sliding glass doors guarded by a pair of goons in blue and white pressed uniforms, until you take a closer look. The products and prices are western, made in China, Korea, Japan, western as it’s come to be known, lipsticks, yoga mats, silk blouses, skin creams, cappucinnos, handbags, donuts. The shoppers are Chinese, an affluent minority constituting roughly a fifth of Surabaya, the highest density of Chinese in the country. Many of them live in concrete mansions towering above the floodline, drive luxury sedans and tinted SUVs, employ a half dozen housekeepers, a cook, a driver, a gardener, wander the air-conditioned mall in their best clothes, eat western food and ... read more



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June 1st 2008

Saya Mau Sewa Sepeda Reports arrive of a washed out bridge along the Trans-Sumatran forcing a circuitous detour connecting Lake Toba to regions south. Kay who speaks for her partner on all matters, cringes at the though of a twenty-four hour busride. The Scotsman explains that he made the journey from Bukittingi in six hours, first by road to Padang, thence flying Air Asia to Medan where he caught a direct bus, but last minute bookings are implausible for the shoestring traveller. Kay will return to Wales in a few weeks time for her sister’s wedding and ought to have a proper tan. Patty and her will journey up the Central Highlands to Aceh and Pulau Weh, an island paradise for divers inundated each weekend with NGO staff. I opt for the overnight bus, what doesn’t ... read more



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May 21st 2008

Medan: English Lesson with a Happy Ending It’s a day faster and with Air Asia it’s actually cheaper to fly KL to Medan, Indonesia's third largest city, a quick hop across the Straights of Malaka but I need to reach it by sea, want to relive bygone days of explorers and spice traders. The ship, however, is oblivious to any romantic notions, a low aluminium hull tosses its cargo from port to starboard and back mile after nautical mile, air con preserving passengers like produce in a refrigerator, no promenade deck for shuffleboard, just a muddy window pane, and a neighbour reeking of tobacco smoke and in dire need of a shower. Customs and Immigration are efficient and friendly, a young man in a tight grey uniform reminiscent of C.H.I.P.S. steers me to the front of ... read more



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May 12th 2008

Kuala Lumpur The closest I've ventured yet toward the equator. Magenta paints a wispy horizon of the broadest sunset I've ever seen as the plane skims over the orderly regiments of palm tree plantations. I lug a thirty kilo suitcase along the curbs of Chinatown to a relatively quiet and windowless guesthouse the far end of Central Market. My shirt smells of sweaty cheese. Asians find westerners smell milky, a delight to mosquitoes. Super-sized shopping malls, fly-overs, 2 and 3 story colonial facades speckled with mould, undaunted rats the size of handbags scurry among the shadows, the result of a poorly considered drainage system, and cockroaches relax, strolling the crumb filled cracks, taking in the night air. Noon next day, dressed the tourist, I board bus 11 from Medan Pasar, crawl through the persistent traffic of ... read more



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April 21st 2008

The same day stretches six weeks long, waking, sleeping - it’s the same - denying routine, denying necessity, progress, change, accepting sunlight, escaping cold, watching an apartment block’s shadow creep up the block like a giant sundial tracking the day’s journey. Ants pass aboard buses, crowded into minivans, on three wheeled bicycles laden with boxes. Measuring time with questions. What next? Feeling the victim of circumstances, easier to procrastinate, stagnate, grow weary of a love affair. My lover and I argue, see the less than perfect existence, the differences between us multiply, a beauty once compared to a constant light begin to pulse, interrupted by moments of uncertainty, a Ming vase start to crack. What next? Late night we cross the road under the green man’s safe passage. Shxpir pulls me back by the coat sleeve. ... read more



Winter in the City of Eternal Spring

Published: March 30th 2008Asia » China » Yunnan » Kunming
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February 14th 2008

New Year's Unmet Resolutions It's not as I'd expected. The apartment is not yet finished, the electricity unwired, hot water tank and kitchen appliances missing. I remain with Joan in his old flat, the rent contract now under Sergio's name. Joan has run into money problems. He paid the contractor the full cost for the kitchen appliances but the contractor put half that towards his employees' wages. Their employment has dragged on several months past the completion date. Joan is disappointed with their slack attention to detail. The light fixtures in the kitchen will have to be rewired, several cabinets do not close flush, the sliding door and several windows do not shut tight and shake when windy and the shower walls were erected without sealant. My laptop remains in Japan after more than two ... read more



TEFL certificate

Published: February 23rd 2008Asia » Hong Kong
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December 25th 2007

Two weeks to cross south China, aboard a sleeper train from Kunming to Guilin, an expected two hours later than listed in the time table. A bus parked in front of the station departs for Yangshuo, an hour's drive down a highway resembling a long parking lot. I'm greeted by a pushy hostel staff member who quickly arranges my onward bus ticket to Shenzhen before booking me into an empty discount dormitory a short walk from the tourist congested centre. I am unwell for my few days stay. A kind young woman, Shanghainese, Christian, English speaking, works in a popular guesthouse tucked inside a narrow alley, and serves affordable coffee al fresco, takes me late morning to the doctor's clinic. He pierces my vein with a needle, hooks up an IV. Proteins, sugars, healthy chemicals drip ... read more



Little Burma

Published: February 13th 2008Asia » China » Yunnan » Ruili
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November 20th 2007

"Uuuuh," Joan moans as we enter the PSB office on Beijing Lu, "this guy's a prick," he informs me under his breath. Within half a minute I've gathered as much. Standing across from him seperated by a desk, the officer speaks as though to an assembly. I respond in a likewise trumpeted voice, "I plan to travel around Yunnan, Guizhou and Guangzhou. He seems satisfied. I fill out the form and hand over my passport. It'll take a week. In the meantime Joan suggests a trip to the Burmese border. We arrange for friends to take care of Joan's black lab. His friends, Matt and Jacob message us apologies while we are away, their same sex role modeling has sorely influenced their own pitbull's randy demeanour towards the lab. A visit to Tengchong ranks, I should ... read more



For Urination Only

Published: March 20th 2008Asia » China » Yunnan » Kunming
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November 15th 2007

There are rules in Kunming as in all towns, in all societies, but the young expats, a tribe of drifters, don't much adhere to them. One guy, I forget his name, remains behind bars, caught with a large possession of drugs a few months ago. A girlfriend paid him a visit. I forget her name too. She invited Joan but he declined. Like most in Kunming he had distanced himself from the pusher, told me in a taxi ride various instances that summarized the enprisoned foreigner's fate as following logically. There are plenty of pills in Kunming. Little baggies exchange hands, conversations mention 'pink ones', 'green ones'. It comes from labs in Guangzhou is one story or smuggled across from Burma. In the hillsides throughout Yunnan the clear mild weather encourages cannabis to grow wild. In ... read more






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