Accidentally Ending Up in Hong Kong Three Austrians kidnapped me. Honest. Three big ones too, I swear one of them was at least half my size! They tricked me into getting into their van with candy and tricksy words. Ok, maybe the van was a bus, and maybe they didn't own it. Ok, alright, the candy was actually a beer which I had asked for, and I suppose the tricksy words were more along the lines of "you should come to Hong Kong, it'll be fun". Nevertheless, I maintain that I went to Hong Kong entirely against my will. Completely against it. At least mostly so. I don't actually know their reasons, I guess they thought I was fun. I simply went along for the ride because I was bored, I was having fun, and technically
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