WherethehellisMaria

Well, I'm not actually in Gozo at the moment, but we went there a couple days ago and I forgot to post. If anyone has seen the count of Monte Cristo, we sailed past the Island where most of that was filmed. That was awesome, considering I am the biggest Monte Cristo nerd ever. We went along with my Aunt Doreen, Uncle Joey, Cousins Clint and Claire, and their kids, Chloe and Caliah. I'm pretty sure I told you this before, but Clint drives a really crappy van. (that I love). And about halfway to where we were going on the highway, his van breaks down on the side of the road (oh crap). So my Uncle Joey gets out (he was in a separate car, and because he's a mechanic) to fix it, and as ... read more

Allow me to tell you about my cousin Clint. I figure I can't keep on doing this if you don't even know a little bit about my family. Clint is about...6'4'', has the entire right side of his body covered in tatoos, black spikey hair, and where I got my vampire teeth from. Holy crap. What's he like? Lol. He's the youngest, he has two little girls who he would let put his hair in pink ponytails if they asked. Caliah, his youngest daughter, is about two years old, and spends the majority of her day clinging to his pants, squealing "Papa!" as loud as she can. He can't stand to see his kids cry, and when he comes home from work he's all like "Yaaay! Hug." He's way more patient than I could hope to ... read more

Hello, Hello. Blog won't be too long this time, unless I think of more things to post as I'm typing. We're on our way to the Festa in Gzira, It's the third night out of seven days, so things should start getting exciting. I hope. We went to the church where I was baptised, and apparantly I'm a "carmellite". It has something to do with my name (though I won't tell you how) but it sounds pretty cool, and at least I have something to brag about (though I'm not sure why). Some priest was talking to my dad, and he turns around and looks at me, and hes like "So you're a carmellite?" and I was like "o.o What did you just call me?" Because it sounds a lot worse than it is. Apparantly it's ... read more

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Help me!!! I'm melting!! It's like 80 degrees here...at night. Right now, I think we've breached the 110 mark. Seriously. OH MY GOD, RESPONSES! Whitney, that time machine thing....you are my new favorite person. Holy crap. I've been here for like a week, and all I've been thinking about is Time Machine, which really sucks. I'm in the middle of Europe like "Omg, must watch movies!!" Doctor who...Harry Potter...Time Machine...You are so in for the biggest hug of your entire life when I get back. Dylan...Sorry. Yes, all the european chicks are really hot...but no pictures yet. I did, however, get some awesome car pictures for you. But that's about it. So, I just found out that NO COMPUTER IN MALTA ACCEPTS SD CARDS. Yes, I'm serious. So unfortunately, no pictures for you guys for a ... read more

So. Still in England here. Thanks Auntie, good to know the animals are doing well. So. I have pictures for Thomas, Kevin, Molly, and Shelby! Make sure to read the comments on them or you'll think I'm just crazy. Well, I am. But it will explain the pictures! Our flight leaves for Malta tonight at 8:30, so we have all of today to do stuff. We've already been all around, though. Remember, we're five hours ahead. Add five hours to whatever time it is there and try to guess what I'm doing, it will keep you entertained. We went to Tottenham! Oh shit, are you serious? I totally am! Pictures of it and everything. And then, as we were walking down the street away from Tottenham stadium, theres like this random Kingdom Hall and my mom ... read more

Aha. So hopefully, these are my pictures of the airport. Wish me luck.... read more

Oh my god. What's up? So, I have like a thousand pictures already, and this computer doesn't take SD cards. Must find another. Oh, by the way...I'm in ENGLAND. Seriously. We waited in the airport for about three hours yesterday before our flight came, and I saw this french guy come off a plane with a cell-phone, walking in a completely straight line going 'Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?' for like ten minutes lol. I watched the most horribly awesome movie on the plane, too. It was called 'The Time Machine' I don't know if anyones ever seen it but it was pretty cool. So, we took two trains, a bus, and four buildings, and still hadn't left the airport. I so don't even understand what's happening right now. I really ... read more

So, we leave tomorrow. Yes, I'll have to get something for everyone (So much stuff!) I'd have prefered to post just before our flight, but tomorrow our internet get's disconnected and I'd rather post before we leave, just to see everyone off. Don't call me, lol, our phone is disconnected, too. Customs is going to suck, but thankfully the flight leaves at 11:30 at night. Sleep the jetlag off. Hopefully, theres an internet cafe or something in England, so I can send you pictures of us from there. Check back sometime on Wednesday or Thursday, I'll have pictures!... read more