Mike's Cusco Theme Song (sung to the beat of Afroman's "Because I got high") I had all these things to do,But Cusco is high. I was gonna see Machu Picchu,But Cusco is high. Now I'm throwin' up and I know why, Cuz Cusco is high, Cusco is high, Cusco is high Ba Da Da Dup DupI was gonna walk the anchient alleys, But Cusco is high. I was gonna visit the Sacred Valley, But Cusco is high. Now I'm passing out and I know why,Cuz Cusco is high, Cusco is high, Cusco is high Ba Da Da Dup Dup. I suppose it's wise to inform those who don't know that the Peruvian city of Cusco sits at a paltry 11,000 feet, suck it Denver. Mile high my Toocus. This altitude has a strange effect on the
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