Namaste. So eight o clock tomorrow we're heading off to Gatwick for six months of sun, sex and suspicious Tikka Masala's. No doubt I’ve packed the necessities – Passport, MP3 player, Pokemon Blue – but all things considered I'm travelling light. Most of my horrendously huge bag is taken up by sun lotion (£15 each!) but remembering how, at present, it's 34 degrees in Borim I'm sure it'll be money well spent. It’s generally going to be ‘cloudy and misty’ in England this weekend according to BBC weather, so relish that. I’m attempting to keep this brief, but for those that don’t know (and there definitely aren't many) we’re heading to India, Bangkok, China and Russia - but before that we’ll be reporting to J.D's for breakfast and a few pints. Start as you plan to
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