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| 14th May 2007 Clare | Good golly, Miss Morton! - From: Two bars of chocolate and a carton of half fat milk Happy birthday for the twelfth. We owe you a big birthday booze-related present xx |
| 14th May 2007 Mum | fairground - From: Yes, you read right.... Can't beat a bit of English "culture" Sad to think that the locals might think we are all like that!!! Glad to see the 'blog'up and running again. |
| 10th May 2007 Sharleen | i have been snooping in your blog... - From: Pigs Feet anyone? ...a sherburnite in korea? that is suprising, the fact they enjoyed eating pigs feet is not! im feeling very jealous! i wnt to see bits of word like you, explorer girl! loves! |
| 28th March 2007 Emma | bloody rude aren't they? - From: Two bars of chocolate and a carton of half fat milk Your entry made me laugh. I am sick to death of being asked, 'teacher are you having a baby?' 'teacher, why is your face red?' after sunning myself in Haeundae on Sunday. The thing is, I wouldnt say I was fat, a 'curvy' size 12 is ok, isnt it? Obviously not! Wll I blame them for feeding me carbs everyday with everything, never before have i eaten so much rice! Blunt and no tact what so ever seems to be the way here. Anyway, fancied getting my hair cut but after last times mullett episode in semoyeon I dont want to risk it. I did spot a plush looking Wella/Loreal salon in your neck of the woods, do you know if its any good? |
| 25th February 2007 mum | v day - From: All in a day.... Sorry lex meant to rell you Big G had lost your current address-all those squiggles and short words ,so he sent 200 red roses here.Didnt know if they'd survive the journey so sent them to the local old peoples home.Spread a little happiness and all that.Ive dropped Golden balls from my fantasies as well-couldnt wait any longer for his voice to break. Life's a bitch but keep that fab sense of humour it'll last better than any man!!!! |
| 13th February 2007 Jooles | - From: The dark underbelly of Korea... Hi Hun, get you missy big adventure person, mnnhh! how stranglee that the red light district called!!!, Ner serimously I'd have been with you there bird. Lex if you ever get sick of corrupting innocent 20 something minds, scary! One things for certain, they'll be getting edumicated! you should be a writer, a talent you have never lost. You is a likkle star. Take care and will defo ring soon. lots of love Jooles and Farty B x x x |
| 12th February 2007 Clare | - From: The dark underbelly of Korea... Maybe this posting should be entitled the dark, and oft-visited undercarriage of Korea? Just a suggestion - think of it as constructive editorial input - something to get used to now you're publishing! Congrats, Morton. |
| 9th February 2007 Midget | mwah mwah mwah - From: Beomosa Temple and Geumgang Park Similarly I also find the otb photos you send me tipping the balance in favour of the absurd and surreal :) You can't really beat a Shaun covered in Marmite.....xxxxxx |
| 7th February 2007 Clare | - From: Beomosa Temple and Geumgang Park I always find your blog entries the correct balance of factual titbits and anecdotal humour. 10/10. |
| 9th January 2007 Mamma Ciao | Mamma New Year - From: Thank you.... M'Ciao, so now that I have returned to the world of normality I thought it was about time that I put finger to keyboard and wrote a comment on your blog - voila'. I hope you had a great Chrimbo, that your food poisoning episode has duly cleared and that your back on full form. I'm enjoying being a free agent once again after having my life taken over by serial exams... wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! but feeling particularly agrieved that you're not here to drink out body weights in alcohol together, pharp. How was last year's Korean wine harvest anyway? Be good, be safe and be good at it. Tx |
| 7th January 2007 mum | where were u? - From: Doyuthinkyusaurus? Want to know why, if you made it to the Osb bash why you didnt come to Durham.Very offended,miffed,upset dad still sobbing!! Thanks OSB for mking such a great effort!! Makes the world a much smaller place. I bet this helped at christmas Lex knowing we were all, friends and family thinking of you.Take care,love Mum. |
| 2nd January 2007 Clare | You freakin' rock my world! - From: Doyuthinkyusaurus? I know that you weren't entirely all there - but you always make for a fab night out. Unfortunately you didn't make it to Sandinista (your guardians were much too piffed for that), but you were confiscated (stick it to the man, Morton) and you scored 3 boys phone numbers! Much love... |
| 1st January 2007 tina catling | i was there - From: Doyuthinkyusaurus? Hello you - how cool is that - you go to google - put in your name and get to your blog v cool I was at the party and danced with you too although I cant remember much of it thinking of you Happy New YEar tina and mark |
| 29th December 2006 brain | more tea vicar. - From: Thank you.... big up yourself babe. good head inflating skills. I do apologise for lack of presents at xmas but i really am a scrooge. I'll send gifts when i damn well feel like it. Anyway, your looking well and i'm glad good stuff happens when you need it too. all the best for the new year. BX |
| 27th December 2006 Farts | Merry Tismas - From: Thank you.... Finally found your blog lex and now have it as my home page so I can keep an eye on you (what with being your big bruv an' all that!). Hope our christmas pressy finds you eventually. Please let us know that it arrives in one piece. Had a great christmas with your folks here in Cheshire. Ju did a fab job with all the food and I...er...watched tv with zander. I'm off to fix something to prove that I do have a purpose in life. It's not the same without you pushing me into hedges at christmas time lex. Stay safe, happy and well and look forward to hearing about your christmas hangovers. Love, Farty B |
| 24th December 2006 jane | Merry Christmas - From: Thank you.... Hi my love,glad you liked the bits and pieces. Doesn't look like the most hi-tec hair salon,and I notice you haven't sent us a pic of your finished look.Hope it was worth it! Speak soon, love you lots x x x |
| 22nd December 2006 Midget | - From: Thank you.... Don't think your mum would be too happy about a 3am phone call! Mind you, it'd only be the same as me stumbling in at 3am a little tipsy as usual! Speak to you very soon xxx |
| 21st December 2006 zander | merry crimbo! - From: Thank you.... you're class room looks really cool! merry xmas. on your previous blog had a weird looking toasty/ panani in it, didnt look very nice! feel free to call at any time ( my school finished last week). you can even call at 3:00 am on xmas morning ( i probabaly wont be able to get to sleep!). once again merry xmas and a happy new year! lots of love, zander xxxxx |
| 21st December 2006 em andy | English bird gets your email - From: Thank you.... Hey Alexa I got your email but I am pretty shocking when it comes to anything remotely technical so was unable to email you directly back from my hotmail. Anyway, loved your blog, have only just managed to get our camera up and running so we havent got many pics and those we have got we stole from elsewhere! bloody english! Where in Busan do you live? we actually live in Gimhae but we are always up for meetin up and you can show us the sights (soju bars). what is your email address and I can email you directly. Hope you ahve plans for christmas, if not let me know. Cheers Emma x |
| 18th December 2006 Midget | Angela's left... - From: My boyfriend substitute... ..all that we're left with is a cardboard cut out?! Nooooooooo!!Is Cliff still there- tell me Cliff's still there god dammit!! |
| 18th December 2006 Clare | you're ace! - From: My boyfriend substitute... Yummy! I could slaughter one of those at my desk this frosty Monday morning. Instead I'll have to make do with hoovering the pain au chocolate crumbs out of my keyboard. Speaking of hoovering - Angela's left us. That's 2 black armbands. |
| 18th December 2006 Midget | - From: Friday Night in Nampodong Hey Zander! Thanks to you and your mum for the christmas card and decorations-they are up in my classroom, I'll take a pic to show you. And my students loved the pics of us all on my last night in England, I have the one of us up in my aprtment. Will call soon and msn all the time when I get me telly (as Aunty Ju calls it)- woopeee! lex xxx |
| 17th December 2006 zander | merry crimbo! - From: Friday Night in Nampodong hi alexa, merry xmas! hope you are having a great time. if you are lonely you can always phone me , or if you have msn then i ll contact you that way. thankyou for the xmas card it is wonderful. hope you have a great time and a happy new year! lots of love, zander xxx |
| 12th December 2006 Jane | Are you ok? - From: Friday Night in Nampodong Hi Lexa, hope you are ok,have sent you a couple of emails,did you get them? Let me know how you are getting on. Desperately trying to get walls stripped in property,but taking much longer than expected!! House starting to smell slightly better now though,but wouldn't want to live in it yet! Take care love you lots J xx PS its mum's b'day today ie 13th!!!! |
| 11th December 2006 Clare | MORTON! - From: Friday Night in Nampodong We're all thinking of you, in this, the season of Christmas parties. You will be sorely missed. I myself am going to wear a particularly fetching black armband with my frock, in your honour. |
| 5th December 2006 Midget | - From: Friday Night in Nampodong Hello Zander! Yep pretty cold here though not wet like the UK so not as miserable- would still like to see some snow though like last Christmas! Love Alexa |
| 4th December 2006 zander | - From: Friday Night in Nampodong I am glad to see you are having a good time, all the people seem pretty cool! it looks as if it is cold out there. love from, Zander |
| 4th December 2006 Jane | - From: Friday Night in Nampodong We think you are very brave Lex re pigs trotters. Also very popular in Ireland,but luckily I managed to avoid them when Ju and I went.Def too much for a 10yr old to cope with!! Perhaps they all have secret feet fetishes?? |
| 30th November 2006 Midget | Well spotted Mr Rozanski... - From: Friday Night in Nampodong ...perhaps oxyfire would be interested in promoting a line of pig trotters products back in the UK -Leeds will never know what hit them! |
| 29th November 2006 Jay Rozanski | Sally so young - From: Friday Night in Nampodong I think the pigs trotters have more secret anti-ageing properties that oil of Olay, don’t you think? |
| 20th November 2006 joanna the traveller too | loving the blog - From: Busan Biennale Part Two not sure if this will work - i'm not use to adding comments only editing them!! been catching up on your travel and adventures and they are looking fantastic - you are putting us to shame with your hilarious blogs and funny photos. i keep trying to get james to dress up as Captain Light, malay warriors and strawberries (influenced by the Cameron Highlands) but to no avail...grumpy sod. i promise to make a muppet of myself to liven up our blogs in the future!they are so lacking in style! anyway, hope you are enjoying the teaching, it looks like you are. i'm getting envious even though i'm gallavanting around asia as we speak too, must be lovely to be doing something so fulfiling and having pupils that really appreciate your teaching? you may have inspired a joann-goes-teaching' trip in the future! that's once i have got off my lazy arse and got a job out here first i so i can make it home next year! It must be nice to be grounded somewhere and have a flat - even one with a garbage-collection problem? (worry not, this is an all over Asian thing from what we have seen and smelt, not just Korea!) anyhow, better hop, bed in hostel number 28 awaits...hope things keep going well honey and give us a shout if you ever need any late night messenger chatting when everyone in england is sleeping, and we are all wide awake in Oz and Korea! lots of love jo (and james!) |
| 11th November 2006 Midget | - From: Busan Biennale Part Two Just for you mamma ciao x |
| 8th November 2006 Tombo | sexy lexa - From: Busan Biennale Part Two look good babe - I like the tit shot |
| 2nd November 2006 Midget | Good Luck Stacey - From: Alexa Teacher! Will be thinking of you when you're at home treasure x |
| 1st November 2006 Clare | Alright Morton! - From: Alexa Teacher! I'll be away from the Mac for a couple of days now - I'll give you a wave as I cruise over Asia. Take it easy, lovely. |
| 29th October 2006 Sarah D | Catching up with technology - From: Alexa Teacher! Hiya chickdee, check me and my bad self using technology, I feel strangely proud!!! Photos look great, looking very studious yourself. I've just got back from a hen night in Dublin (very expensive, particularly vodka) where I lost a dance off because some boring girl wouldn't spin my legs for me whilst I was dancing on my head. If only you were there Lex we would have won hands down. |
| 27th October 2006 Midget | - From: Alexa Teacher! It's really handy actually- knowing that all foreign teachers are incompetents they give everyone an English nickname- I wanted a Korean name cos I felt left out so got christened 'mogey' (mosquito) cos they find me so darn tasty! |
| 26th October 2006 Lizzie | Names - From: Alexa Teacher! Are you sure they are all called such English names or have you renamed everyone so you can pronounce them????!!! |
| 23rd October 2006 jane | - From: Boycott nazi lesbian lettuce growers.. not really sure what to say to that one! Makes a change from Porn Star in the making, which is popular with teenage girls in Stanley! |
| 23rd October 2006 jane | - From: Chinatown Cultural Festival Ahh Lex that's just not fair! You will have to send us some ideas for xmas pressies,cos don't want you feeling left out!! Love you lots, Jane and Xander |
| 22nd October 2006 mum | sugar - From: Chinatown Cultural Festival sorry about xmas but you cld spend the 2 days learning how to spin sugar!!! Keep the pics coming-fascinating. |
| 11th October 2006 Clare | - From: How much fun can you have in a .... Ah, Morton and her brilliant idiosyncratic 'self portrait in toilet' work. Love it, dahlink. (air kisses) |
| 11th October 2006 Jason | - From: Jo-Seon-tong-shin-sha parade... You & jini make a lovely couple. I hope the marriage lasts............ |
| 10th October 2006 charlie | i want one! - From: How much fun can you have in a .... i really really want one of those photo booths they look so much fun in all their girly, tacky glory! |
| 6th October 2006 CATMAN | I'm Loving it and Having It large - From: Queen of the random night... no its not the new Mcdonalds jingle advertising super size big macs but Alexa proving she's Armley/Durham/Far Headingley till she dies. Oy Oy I'm loving it having it large Peace out love catman |
| 4th October 2006 Jane | - From: Jo-Seon-tong-shin-sha parade... lex you do look cute,and so tall!! Glad you are still enjoying it, speak soon x x |
| 3rd October 2006 Charlie | ace photos - From: Jo-Seon-tong-shin-sha parade... you look so cute lex! photos are fantastic. you sure are getting the full cultural experience, the parade looks fab x x x |
| 3rd October 2006 Clare | - From: Taejondae... Consider my fancy tickled! Those penis fish really did the trick for me (oo-er). Thanks for the pics, I was hanging out to see Alexaland. Keep 'em coming. |
| 1st October 2006 Bid sis | nowt really - From: Taejondae... Hi Sprog, glad you have got out and about. Fish, yeah right!!! Mum mentioned your blog and that they haven't got the link, might want to include them in that one!? Has the 10 day hols started yet? are you managing ok? Hopefully catch up soon, neddie decided to try to knacker itself last week, so a bit manic. Anyway. Take care hun. Lotsa love Jooles x x |
| 27th September 2006 gravy boy | more russiansailors eh? - From: Finding my feet with fairy steps... i see a pattern forming. more about limpy. we love limpy |
| 27th September 2006 Midget | technical difficulties-what a surprise... - From: Bloggity blog blog Hey there chess champ/kidders (!)- got tech probs- software on works computer is old old old so don't think it recognises my camers- think I'm gonna have to call in a favour from those more computer literate and bountiful than myself....am workin on it- I promise!!xxx |
| 27th September 2006 Midget | Hey there son! - From: Bloggity blog blog Hey there scott the bot, good to hear from u! Think I've found out what happened to Grandma, she's over here teaching the locals how to make nice pies.......! Send Durham my love! xxx |
| 26th September 2006 Scotty!!! | Hi Lex! - From: Bloggity blog blog Hey, hope you're having a great time and you are being careful! Scran looks nice - bring me back a pork pie!!! Keep in touch with news of your adventure. Take care Mam - Te he! Ta ta for now xxxxx |
| 26th September 2006 brain gravy | mr limpy??? - From: Trouble sleeping..... so very sorry about the Mr limpy gag, thought it would make you laugh, not to worry the british public will laugh like deranged hyena's when the see it on ant and dec's saturday night takeaway... |
| 25th September 2006 Kidders | A picture tells a thousand words... - From: Bloggity blog blog now then morton. loving the blog. great idea. however... eloquent as you are, i want to see pictures!!! each time you meet one of these street randoms, take a photo and share the visual horror of the scenario with us all. i want to see an archive of all the local tramps and low-life who decide that you are reasonable prey. seriously, how do you manage to attract them wherever you go???!!! show me the pictures! but be careful of course. keep up the good work. kidders x |
| 23rd September 2006 Midget | - From: Trouble sleeping..... Tis true- any weirdo within a 5 mile radius just gravitates towards me. All I need now is for a stray dog to befriend me and it really will be like home! |
| 21st September 2006 Bid Sis | Oh Dear! - From: Trouble sleeping..... I'm sorry hun, but this did make me laugh, he's not an extra out of team America is he, maybe he is werryy werryy rowneree!! Mnnhh see the family trait of attracting all of the one legged, one cell amoeba's weirdo's is still going strong! I'm pleased to see that you have taken on at least one of my finer qualities! Typing a bit tricky, poured wine into the keyboard, approx 3 weeks ago, and strangeleee its not loving it still. I, Myself thought that was a very generous gesture! Squeak soon love ya lots Jooles x |
| 21st September 2006 Rebecca | „¬νά” - From: Trouble sleeping..... Have you told Mr Limpy to FUCK OFF!? might be worth a try if it doesn't send you squealing to the bottom of the hierarchy. To help you I have translated this beutiful gem of an English phrase into Korean for you: ' „¬νά”' So that should help you! PS I tried this to your personal messages but I'm not convinced it worked. Anyway... it was funnier second time round! Love Rebecca |
| 21st September 2006 Midget | I don't think it was dog... - From: Bloggity blog blog Hmmm I think it was beef, it tasted and looked like beef....I think...i hope....oh dear... |
| 21st September 2006 Midget | technimocology woes - From: Bloggity blog blog Hope your voice gets better soon!I'm having technical difficulties with this already- no surprise there then! Looking forward to speaki with u soon, Lotsa love, Sprout xxx |
| 19th September 2006 Big Sis | Upright - From: Bloggity blog blog HI Sprog, deary me the modern world of technimocology, wasn't like this is my day!!! Allright, prob was, but was prob pi**ed for those years. Your looking good kid and eatinh woohoo!! mind you, I wouldn't ask too closely what your eating!! Take care and I will bell you soon, unfort voice not good at all, so will be nearer the weekend. Love you loads Jooles and Farts |
| 19th September 2006 Stacey | Go Morton! - From: Bloggity blog blog Go the blog. Have you worked out how to use that bloody camera of yours yet? Food looks super! Did you ask what the meat was? xx |
