Hey there son! Hey there scott the bot, good to hear from u! Think I've found out what happened to Grandma, she's over here teaching the locals how to make nice pies.......! Send Durham my love! xxx
Hi Lex! Hey, hope you're having a great time and you are being careful! Scran looks nice - bring me back a pork pie!!! Keep in touch with news of your adventure. Take care Mam - Te he! Ta ta for now xxxxx
mr limpy??? so very sorry about the Mr limpy gag, thought it would make you laugh, not to worry the british public will laugh like deranged hyena's when the see it on ant and dec's saturday night takeaway...
A picture tells a thousand words... now then morton. loving the blog. great idea. however... eloquent as you are, i want to see pictures!!! each time you meet one of these street randoms, take a photo and share the visual horror of the scenario with us all. i want to see an archive of all the local tramps and low-life who decide that you are reasonable prey. seriously, how do you manage to attract them wherever you go???!!! show me the pictures! but be careful of course. keep up the good work. kidders x
Tis true- any weirdo within a 5 mile radius just gravitates towards me. All I need now is for a stray dog to befriend me and it really will be like home!
Oh Dear! I'm sorry hun, but this did make me laugh, he's not an extra out of team America is he, maybe he is werryy werryy rowneree!!
Mnnhh see the family trait of attracting all of the one legged, one cell amoeba's weirdo's is still going strong! I'm pleased to see that you have taken on at least one of my finer qualities!
Typing a bit tricky, poured wine into the keyboard, approx 3 weeks ago, and strangeleee its not loving it still. I, Myself thought that was a very generous gesture!
Squeak soon love ya lots Jooles x
x00¬íÜ” Have you told Mr Limpy to FUCK OFF!?
might be worth a try if it doesn't send you squealing to the bottom of the hierarchy. To help you I have translated this beutiful gem of an English phrase into Korean for you:
'x00¬íÜ”'
So that should help you!
PS I tried this to your personal messages but I'm not convinced it worked. Anyway... it was funnier second time round!
Love Rebecca
technimocology woes Hope your voice gets better soon!I'm having technical difficulties with this already- no surprise there then! Looking forward to speaki with u soon, Lotsa love, Sprout xxx
Upright HI Sprog, deary me the modern world of technimocology, wasn't like this is my day!!! Allright, prob was, but was prob pi**ed for those years.
Your looking good kid and eatinh woohoo!! mind you, I wouldn't ask too closely what your eating!!
Take care and I will bell you soon, unfort voice not good at all, so will be nearer the weekend. Love you loads Jooles and Farts
Midget
Midget
Hey there son!
Hey there scott the bot, good to hear from u! Think I've found out what happened to Grandma, she's over here teaching the locals how to make nice pies.......! Send Durham my love! xxx