Matt "Bling-Bling" Wendling

Mateo Matateo

Mateo Matateo is a rough-rambler, professional gambler who is cruising on the guero highway. He resides in the midst of gunfights and ballroom dancing the city of Quetzaltenango, Guatemala. There are reports that 37 men have died at the hands of this outlaw, however, statistics always come up short. He´s been married 12 times and travels with a pack of vicious poodles who have their fur dyed (suited to his pleasure, of course). Though you might think as the kind of guy you do not want to face in the street, you are correct. In his spare time, he writes love-struck ballads in all the Romance languages.



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Published: February 19th 2007Central America Caribbean » Guatemala
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December 27th 2006

So, it´s about 3 months late, but oh well. After La Megan left, Christmas came. Here there is more emphasis on the 24th than the 25th. So on December 24th Kriss came by to get me around 6 in the evening and her and I went to church. It was interesting to say the least. It was like something on TV, I couldn´t believe what I was watching. A huge theatrical production, well put together with a storyline (no preaching) which told the story of Christmas which was augmented by song and dance. A band of about 20 people played the music and a cast of maybe 10-13 people acted out the scenes. Kriss´s aunt (only a few years older than her) played the main role of Mary (o Maria) which was interesting cause I had ... read more



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December 27th 2006

On December 13, Megan came to visit. I left Xela for Antigua to pass the night there before heading to Guatemala City to get her at the airport. Not much exciting happened in Antigua, I actually went to sleep very early because I had gotten up at 4 am the day I left Xela. I got a ride to Antigua with the school. A man from Oregon has been fundraising for the past few years to get money for the La Pedrera Project (to visit our site, which has a history and information on the project, go here: http://www.casaxelaju.com/pedrera/) through Casa Xelajú (for those who don´t know, this is where I work). He donated 15 computers and about 7 laptops for the kids. Now that the school has wireless, the signal will give them internet on ... read more



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November 20th 2006

Well, I finally did it! For a while now I had really been aching to get out and go camping. In Boone, NC it is so easy to just head out for a day or two. But here I can really only go on day trips which are nice but after awhile, just don´t do it for me. I knew I had wanted to do a hike with Quetzaltrekkers for a long time now, but I was worried cause it costs about $50 US to do the hike (though it includes gear, food, transportation when not hiking, etc) and since I have time here, I really didn´t want it to rain when I spend that much money and my ONE free weekend a month. I woke up at 4 am Saturday morning and ate peanut-buttered toast, ... read more



Zaculeu

Published: November 20th 2006Central America Caribbean » Guatemala
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November 15th 2006

So on Saturday the 11th, we went to Zaculeu (meaning "White Earth" in Mam-Maya), which is just outside of Huehuetenango to the north of Xela. We couldn´t have been any luckier with the weather, crystal blue skies, not much wind, no rain, and warmth of the sun (but not too much). We got on a bus at the Minerva Terminal and to our suprise there was a TV and DVD player at the front. So instead of Ranchera music, reggaeton, or cheezy 80s music, we got to watch Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was great! In Spanish, but good nonetheless. I have never seen a movie on a chicken bus before, new experience. So, guess what!? The person in control of the movie also happened to be the same person driving! ... read more



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November 10th 2006

The last weekend in October I took students to Champerico, a beach town about 3 hours from Xela. It is definitely nothing to write home about (but ironically that is exactly what I am doing now) but it was certainly a nice change of climate and pace from the cold city of Xela. However, what happened is kinda interesting. We decided to go for a swim. I told the students to be careful because the undertow is very strong in Champerico. This is due to the fact that it was formerly a major port for exporting fish and other mariscos (seafood) and thus the ocean floor was dug deep so that there would be depth close to the shore so that boats could dock. Well, we went for a swim and enjoying the water, more and ... read more



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October 27th 2006

Well I decided to make this a section just for random photos (hence the name). This way I can show you little blurbs of what is going on without boring you or I. Also, this is good because lets face it, I´m not too good about updating this thing, but I will be much more inclined (I think) if it is only an explanation of some photos. Gracias. Mateo... read more



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October 17th 2006

On a Sunday morning we headed out of Xela for the coast. First to Reu, then to El Asintal, and finally a pickup that took us to Las Ruinas de Takalik Abaj. The name Takalik Abaj, which was until recently known as Abaj Takalik (wow! big difference I know), means "Stopped Stone". It was a pre-Classic site and is not very interesting for the average site-goer, but for someone who is interested and has read about the religious, cultural, and political significance of this place it is incredibly saturated with interesting tidbits. I had never been here before so I had really been looking forward to checking it out. It is really great to be able to go anywhere I want (granted it has to be within a certain time/distance from Xela) and get it paid ... read more



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October 2nd 2006

This past weekend I went to the country with my friend Jaime who works in the office with me. He is the cousin of the owner of the school. They are both originally from Francisco Vela, a canton (kinda like a suburb, but more country and not ´rich´ part of the surrounding area of a town) of the pueblo of San Felipe which is down the mountain and alot warmer. On Saturday we hiked La Muela which is just outside of Xela and then in the afternoon we headed to San Felipe, the municipalidad of Jaime´s pueblo. When we got off the bus, it was already obvious that it was much warmer than Xela. Finally! We didn´t do much that night just hung out and kicked the soccer ball around and talked. It was very relaxing. ... read more



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September 29th 2006

I know, I am really lazy, but sorry, I´ve been living and not wasting my spare time on the internet. Things are going here, new adventures (which are often always the same) happen daily. I remember one morning, we left here (Xela) at 8 am on a Saturday morning. It was almost still dark out and clouds filled the views, giving everyone awake slight chills. We made our way to the bus terminal, a grudgey, gross place and a long ugly walk from where one urban mini-bus drops you off to the massive bus Terminal called Minerva. Here you can find buses going almost anywhere in Guatemala. That day we were going to Lake Atitlan. As we came out from the heart of the highlands, to just a little bit lower (though not too much, still ... read more






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