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Date: 6th September 2007
So it's over
Hope you got back all safe and stuff.... Now as main bread winner in the family I have to tell you to get a job you work shy layabout!!! Don't forget to e-mail us some of the pictures that we haven't seen yet.
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
So it's over
Hope you got back all safe and stuff.... Now as main bread winner in the family I have to tell you to get a job you work shy layabout!!! Don't forget to e-mail us some of the pictures that we haven't seen yet.
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
Date: 4th September 2007
WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!
Warriors got to the semi finals and your not here to watch them win. YOU SUCK JOFF!!! YOU CAT-WEASEL!!!! Love Becky and Matthew.
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!
Warriors got to the semi finals and your not here to watch them win. YOU SUCK JOFF!!! YOU CAT-WEASEL!!!! Love Becky and Matthew.
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
Date: 4th September 2007
Welcome Back!
Joff - congratulations! Does this mean you are back? When will you be in London (this Thursday?).
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
Welcome Back!
Joff - congratulations! Does this mean you are back? When will you be in London (this Thursday?).
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2
Date: 31st August 2007
Ahhhhhhh Joff
Oh Joff I hadn't looked at your site for ages - Tonga sounds fab. I am v jealous!!!! You sound like you are still have an amazing time. Any eta yet for your return. keep safe Rach x
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 1
Ahhhhhhh Joff
Oh Joff I hadn't looked at your site for ages - Tonga sounds fab. I am v jealous!!!! You sound like you are still have an amazing time. Any eta yet for your return. keep safe Rach x
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 1
Date: 20th June 2007
Outrageous
I have never encountered a more lurid tale of deception! Nick wet his knickers and Joff has to make up a laughable tale of a gust of wind so powerful it knocks over a full pint of beer! Face facts, Nick, a leader in your particular field of science you may be but you're still hopelessly incontinent!
From Blog: More Tales From The North Island
Outrageous
I have never encountered a more lurid tale of deception! Nick wet his knickers and Joff has to make up a laughable tale of a gust of wind so powerful it knocks over a full pint of beer! Face facts, Nick, a leader in your particular field of science you may be but you're still hopelessly incontinent!
From Blog: More Tales From The North Island
Date: 5th June 2007
truisms
I'm amazed! Joff has kept to the truth and not made me sound sadder than i actually am! oh well, back to the grindstone - this scientific experiment won't do itself!
From Blog: More Tales From The North Island
truisms
I'm amazed! Joff has kept to the truth and not made me sound sadder than i actually am! oh well, back to the grindstone - this scientific experiment won't do itself!
From Blog: More Tales From The North Island
Date: 24th May 2007
Fukka
Those kiwis certainly have a sense of humour - must have seen you coming a mile off! Anyway, sounds like you are having a great time - all this outdoors stuff makes up for the last 15 years of sitting (without the thinking). It's a bit difficult to know what to say in response to your blogs because unlike you I am still here doing exactly what I was doing when you left. It's not as if I can tell you anything you don't know. I could tell you the weather is good today but will be getting bad in time for the bank holiday, but you can see that for yourself on t'internet. I could also talk about the champions league or my trip to Wembley but you probably saw all that on TV anyway. When I were a lad email was new and internet cafes were few and far between - in those days they were powered by steam engines or little local people on bicycles. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the trip to NZ - there are billions of kiwis round here, you could have just got a job here, got in the lift with them, farted and you would have been right back there in Fukka. Cheers Trinder
From Blog: Still On The Road
Fukka
Those kiwis certainly have a sense of humour - must have seen you coming a mile off! Anyway, sounds like you are having a great time - all this outdoors stuff makes up for the last 15 years of sitting (without the thinking). It's a bit difficult to know what to say in response to your blogs because unlike you I am still here doing exactly what I was doing when you left. It's not as if I can tell you anything you don't know. I could tell you the weather is good today but will be getting bad in time for the bank holiday, but you can see that for yourself on t'internet. I could also talk about the champions league or my trip to Wembley but you probably saw all that on TV anyway. When I were a lad email was new and internet cafes were few and far between - in those days they were powered by steam engines or little local people on bicycles. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the trip to NZ - there are billions of kiwis round here, you could have just got a job here, got in the lift with them, farted and you would have been right back there in Fukka. Cheers Trinder
From Blog: Still On The Road
Date: 19th May 2007
Waitomo
You must have taken a wrong turning in Waitomo. There's a nice boat where you can sit and watch the glow-worms, you don't have to go scrambling around in a wet suit. I'm not convinced about the glow worms anyway, we saw the bloke changing those tiny bulbs in the ceiling.
From Blog: Back On The Road Again
Waitomo
You must have taken a wrong turning in Waitomo. There's a nice boat where you can sit and watch the glow-worms, you don't have to go scrambling around in a wet suit. I'm not convinced about the glow worms anyway, we saw the bloke changing those tiny bulbs in the ceiling.
From Blog: Back On The Road Again
Date: 17th May 2007
ooooooohhhh
can't wait for the next episode..... it's all very "daredevils of the red circle"
From Blog: Back On The Road Again
ooooooohhhh
can't wait for the next episode..... it's all very "daredevils of the red circle"
From Blog: Back On The Road Again
Date: 27th April 2007
Glad to hear that your journey to middle earth is going well. I wake up every morning waiting for another blog, so I am sure glad that it is back. Life in London plods on as always. The weather is getting better, the title race for the premiership is hotting up and we may even have two english teams in the European Championship Final this year! DC is well and truly alive, but its members may not be if there are too many more like the last one !! I like to call that "Hardcore DC". But of course the only rule about DC is not to talk about DC so thats enough of that. Glad to hear that you are eating healthily and getting plenty of exercise !!! I didn't realise that you knew how to play football without a triangle button and a square button!! Anyway, better do some work. Enjoy NZ and long live the blog!
From Blog: City of Sails
Glad to hear that your journey to middle earth is going well. I wake up every morning waiting for another blog, so I am sure glad that it is back. Life in London plods on as always. The weather is getting better, the title race for the premiership is hotting up and we may even have two english teams in the European Championship Final this year! DC is well and truly alive, but its members may not be if there are too many more like the last one !! I like to call that "Hardcore DC". But of course the only rule about DC is not to talk about DC so thats enough of that. Glad to hear that you are eating healthily and getting plenty of exercise !!! I didn't realise that you knew how to play football without a triangle button and a square button!! Anyway, better do some work. Enjoy NZ and long live the blog!
From Blog: City of Sails
Date: 26th April 2007
Morning/Evening
Morning/Evening Joff Not much to report from up here. Weather has indeed been very good. Forecast set for another scorcher this weekend. DC was had on Friday at the Goose - bit difficult as Camden was in the middle of its 100 gigs festival so there were a lot of smelly grungers around taking all the seats so DC went on tour down to Soho - a big mistake ending in a messy exit (people getting lost etc.) at around 3.30am. Anyway, sampled a delicious curry at Lama's a couple of weeks ago - I think we should push for more curry when you get back. Glad to hear the eyebrows are coming on nicely and you have broken in to a run for a potential 24 minutes for the first time in 12 years - very impressive. Must crack on now with the daily grind - don't hurry back - you will regret it. Enjoy NZ. Remember real nature can be just as good as the pixelled variety! Bye for now/Good night Trinder
From Blog: City of Sails
Morning/Evening
Morning/Evening Joff Not much to report from up here. Weather has indeed been very good. Forecast set for another scorcher this weekend. DC was had on Friday at the Goose - bit difficult as Camden was in the middle of its 100 gigs festival so there were a lot of smelly grungers around taking all the seats so DC went on tour down to Soho - a big mistake ending in a messy exit (people getting lost etc.) at around 3.30am. Anyway, sampled a delicious curry at Lama's a couple of weeks ago - I think we should push for more curry when you get back. Glad to hear the eyebrows are coming on nicely and you have broken in to a run for a potential 24 minutes for the first time in 12 years - very impressive. Must crack on now with the daily grind - don't hurry back - you will regret it. Enjoy NZ. Remember real nature can be just as good as the pixelled variety! Bye for now/Good night Trinder
From Blog: City of Sails
Date: 11th April 2007
Joff spotted of the Cornish Coast
You may be wondering why Joff has been a little elusive in his bloging recently. At first we thought it was his entry into New Zealand, but following a short break in Cornwall I can reveal he is actually running “Hawkins Boatyard” along the Fowey Estuary. Over a pint and a prawn cocktail he gloated over the Tigers opening day victory over the Blue Sox, before setting sail in his 3ft dingy, masterly avoiding his hook on its side and swipeing my camera, so I have no photgraphic evidence.
From Blog: Leaving Latin America
Joff spotted of the Cornish Coast
You may be wondering why Joff has been a little elusive in his bloging recently. At first we thought it was his entry into New Zealand, but following a short break in Cornwall I can reveal he is actually running “Hawkins Boatyard” along the Fowey Estuary. Over a pint and a prawn cocktail he gloated over the Tigers opening day victory over the Blue Sox, before setting sail in his 3ft dingy, masterly avoiding his hook on its side and swipeing my camera, so I have no photgraphic evidence.
From Blog: Leaving Latin America
Date: 12th March 2007
Keep Blogging.
Glad to hear you 2 are enjoying the coffee out there. I trust Philip didn't get too sunburnt in the sleet & snow. I do think he needs to practice his blogging a little more before reaching your high standards. Perhaps a little more sitting and a little less shopping is required! We did have a chuckle about you 2 at Chris’s leaving do on Friday (although The Star in is a far cry from Barcelona), and we couldn’t decide who would get the John Wilson tan 1st. My money is on Phillip.
From Blog: Journey To The End Of The Earth
Keep Blogging.
Glad to hear you 2 are enjoying the coffee out there. I trust Philip didn't get too sunburnt in the sleet & snow. I do think he needs to practice his blogging a little more before reaching your high standards. Perhaps a little more sitting and a little less shopping is required! We did have a chuckle about you 2 at Chris’s leaving do on Friday (although The Star in is a far cry from Barcelona), and we couldn’t decide who would get the John Wilson tan 1st. My money is on Phillip.
From Blog: Journey To The End Of The Earth
Date: 9th March 2007
An old Yorkshire Saying
With all the references to sitting, I thought it was time to remind you of the old Yorkshire saying - "There's them as sits and thinks, then there's them as just sits.." Which one are you?
From Blog: Journey To The End Of The Earth
An old Yorkshire Saying
With all the references to sitting, I thought it was time to remind you of the old Yorkshire saying - "There's them as sits and thinks, then there's them as just sits.." Which one are you?
From Blog: Journey To The End Of The Earth
Date: 8th March 2007
Dirty
I feel slightly unclean reading this - far too much Argie love for my liking!! remember the words of the great Alf Ramsay! Next you'll be telling us that you forgive Ronaldo and all his 2006 antics!! (you can't forgive or forget a football related grudge!!) tut tut tut - you've been away from home for too long. (Hope you're having fun!!)
From Blog: Falling for Argentina
Dirty
I feel slightly unclean reading this - far too much Argie love for my liking!! remember the words of the great Alf Ramsay! Next you'll be telling us that you forgive Ronaldo and all his 2006 antics!! (you can't forgive or forget a football related grudge!!) tut tut tut - you've been away from home for too long. (Hope you're having fun!!)
From Blog: Falling for Argentina
Date: 26th February 2007
Howdy!!!
Gosh, I'm sooo jealous! :) Sounds like you're having the time of your life! :) Good luck! :) -Ana de Honduras
From Blog: Galapagogo
Howdy!!!
Gosh, I'm sooo jealous! :) Sounds like you're having the time of your life! :) Good luck! :) -Ana de Honduras
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 24th February 2007
100 days
Congratulation on your firt 100 days of backpacking. We jut thought you needed picking up on your pelling. Every time you tay in a hotel you eem to pell it without the "s" in the middle. Maybe there wa omething wrong with the printing in that new guide book you purchaed in cota rica!
From Blog: Galapagogo
100 days
Congratulation on your firt 100 days of backpacking. We jut thought you needed picking up on your pelling. Every time you tay in a hotel you eem to pell it without the "s" in the middle. Maybe there wa omething wrong with the printing in that new guide book you purchaed in cota rica!
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 23rd February 2007
Shakira & Boobies it sounded to good !
Hi Joff, just watched a film called "The Librarian" the story of a geek who has to protect famous historical artifacts,after reading the latest blog a B movie could be on the cards especially the bit where Shakira morphs into a Ginger Canadian ( could be expensive on the special effects though). England v Ireland on TV tomorrow at Crowe Park. Phil and I will probably head for a suitable establishment in town. Keep safe The Cheese Fez Brotherhood
From Blog: Galapagogo
Shakira & Boobies it sounded to good !
Hi Joff, just watched a film called "The Librarian" the story of a geek who has to protect famous historical artifacts,after reading the latest blog a B movie could be on the cards especially the bit where Shakira morphs into a Ginger Canadian ( could be expensive on the special effects though). England v Ireland on TV tomorrow at Crowe Park. Phil and I will probably head for a suitable establishment in town. Keep safe The Cheese Fez Brotherhood
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 22nd February 2007
The Tortoise
Joffster Why didn't you offer your services to George the Tortoise? I think you'll find that a cross human/tortoise would be a huge tourist attraction. "Come and see the incredible Hutoise". Never mind that you're both male and that to actually mate with a tortoise would be a tad tricky. Details. Sounds like you're having such a good time. Boating around, drinking beer, looking at boobies. Sounds like a drag. Be careful out there. Tim
From Blog: Galapagogo
The Tortoise
Joffster Why didn't you offer your services to George the Tortoise? I think you'll find that a cross human/tortoise would be a huge tourist attraction. "Come and see the incredible Hutoise". Never mind that you're both male and that to actually mate with a tortoise would be a tad tricky. Details. Sounds like you're having such a good time. Boating around, drinking beer, looking at boobies. Sounds like a drag. Be careful out there. Tim
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 22nd February 2007
(you wish)
Hey Joff, So sorry you expected Shakira and then got me but I suspect she would have been somewhat whinier and you wouldn’t have won the beer tab race! Have fun with the beef in Argentina mmmh, beef [insert Homer drooling sounds]. We’ve got oodles of photos, of course so we’ll send you a CD when you’re settled again. Let me know when you get to your brother's. Enjoy! Ralf
From Blog: Galapagogo
(you wish)
Hey Joff, So sorry you expected Shakira and then got me but I suspect she would have been somewhat whinier and you wouldn’t have won the beer tab race! Have fun with the beef in Argentina mmmh, beef [insert Homer drooling sounds]. We’ve got oodles of photos, of course so we’ll send you a CD when you’re settled again. Let me know when you get to your brother's. Enjoy! Ralf
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 22nd February 2007
I was going to say...
make sure you have some fray bentos meat products while in Argentina........... but I just checked and fray bentos is in Uruguay..........so that sucks, but, I'll still be looking forward to Che Joff's Motorcycle diaries
From Blog: Galapagogo
I was going to say...
make sure you have some fray bentos meat products while in Argentina........... but I just checked and fray bentos is in Uruguay..........so that sucks, but, I'll still be looking forward to Che Joff's Motorcycle diaries
From Blog: Galapagogo
Date: 16th February 2007
A bit of useless info about San Cristobal
In the play "The Portage to San Cristobal of AH" San Cristobal is the place where Hitler is discovered to be living in retirement after escaping from the bunker. I gather therefore it must be a bit off the beaten track. I'm enjoying the weblog - even though I have a sneaking suspicion that you haven't left the country and it is being composed in the back-bedroom in a house in Neasden. Still it's one hell of an impressive hoax - keep it up. chris
From Blog: The Gem In The Mountains
A bit of useless info about San Cristobal
In the play "The Portage to San Cristobal of AH" San Cristobal is the place where Hitler is discovered to be living in retirement after escaping from the bunker. I gather therefore it must be a bit off the beaten track. I'm enjoying the weblog - even though I have a sneaking suspicion that you haven't left the country and it is being composed in the back-bedroom in a house in Neasden. Still it's one hell of an impressive hoax - keep it up. chris
From Blog: The Gem In The Mountains
Date: 16th February 2007
Bumblebee man
You said it, bumblebee man! Took the words right out of my mouth
From Blog: Made It To Panama
Bumblebee man
You said it, bumblebee man! Took the words right out of my mouth
From Blog: Made It To Panama
Date: 16th February 2007
Ay Ay Ay!!!!
IL Bloggo Magnifico, Senor Joffo!
From Blog: Made It To Panama
Ay Ay Ay!!!!
IL Bloggo Magnifico, Senor Joffo!
From Blog: Made It To Panama
Nick
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moustache
Perhaps a Higgins moustache was always a bit more achievable and, indeed, more appropriate for your good self
From Blog: Tonga Time Part 2