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Published: November 9th 2006
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ARGGGGGGGH!!!!!!
this was in my jeans in Kho Pagn Nagn Just left Bangkok a few days ago, doing some diving in Kho Tao at the
minute, not sure what to make of Bangkok, bit weird, everyone and i mean
absolutley everyone wants your money which is fucking annoying which is
probaby why its best i only stayed for two days before i threw one of three
foot two bastards out of a window. Been in the old tuk tuk which i really
dont see why everyone makes such a fuss out of them, think i pissed the
driver off as we kept him for 7 hours and paid him 60p oops! Also got
chatting to a few of the drivers and told him we were heading to Chang Mai,
according to me old tuk tuk mate "Chang Mai lady v.good bang bang she give
you good sucky fucky" i think he upset Mark though cos he then said "Chang
Mai lady bang bang no good for papa (i.e. Mark) he sleep at home while you
bang lady" charming man! Been to a couple of temples and did a river taxi
and saw those weird lizzard things that you were talking about Ellie.
Bought a nice tailor made cashmere suit and shirt
for 100quid which isnt
bad, oooooh suit you sir!
Got a few more days here in Kho Tao then off to Kho pagn nagn next for a
full moon party which should be interesting with Mark as he doesnt drink,
i'll just have to drop a pill into his drink and get someone to rape his ass
then leave him on the beach naked (urgh!). Kho Tao is really lovely though
beaches are really nice and there are some really hot women in skimpy
bikinis! which is quite bad if your pitching tent in shorts.
Anyway, send me some e-mails to read so i dont have to listen to Mark talk
bolllocks all the time! Also i dont think this trip is going to last
12months at the rate we are spending money we wil be lucky to last 6 and
this is suppose to be the cheap part of the trip, DOH!
hope your missing me as unfortunatley it pains me to say it i did think
about you the other day when i was lying on the beach looking at the women
in the skimpy bikinis, made me think of Ellie and Natasha lezing up
bbbbbb interesting
He alway had a way with the laydeees .............. ahem! have to go need to do something in the toilet
Well left Kho Tao and went to Kho Pagn Nagn, went to my first kickboxing fight it was fucking wicked! Adam and Mike you would have loved it Norwegian guy was fighting, he was a right meat head, went 4/5 rounds and he finished this Thai bloke off with a couple of elbows to the back of the head and knocked him out cold, another one was the Bangkok champion and it was all over in 30 secs, anyway got ome video footage so will show you when i get back as its too big to send.
Went to a full moon party aswell, really good laugh went with a couple of canadian girls, italian vloke and met some women from essex alwight geeza! (they were quite fit though), Thai women just pounce on you and you cant get rid of them (lucky cows! broke all their hearts) one of em was fooking nutsm she grabbed hold of me and i could'nt get rid of her, i had to go and hide in the toilet then sneak off into the side steetm she
was there for 30 minutes! anyway i was pretty wasted drank too many buckets of thai whiskey and spent the most the next day with my head in the toilet and sleeping in my hammock.
I'm in Ao Nang at the minute near Krabi, got a really good deal on a bungalow, got air con, sky TV, fridge, maid service once a day, very nice!, We also have some mopeds and watching Mark on one is fucking hilarious, he looks like Olive from on the buses.
We are off to Kho Phi Phi tomorrow for a few days, so will mainly just be chilling out and lying on the beach, not trying to make you jealous honestly, in fact the weaher ghas'nt been that great its rained quite a bit and has ben quite cloudy, but the suns been out now and again so its ok.
I'm going back to Bangkok in anycase seeing as how some of you have dribbled on like a girl, because i said it was full of Beeeeeeeeeeeps!!!! i only spent a few days there and was tired from the flight, so so when i go back i will be ready to
kick some 3ft 2inch butt, see and who says i'm not tolerant of other peoples cultures.
i'll update the world map so you can see where i have been, i realise this first entry is pants as most of you have already read it cos i e-mailed you, O'i do apologise, oh yeah thats another thing Thailand i not full of Thai people its full of bloody irish, they are absolutley everywhere its unbelievable.
So far the tip is going well and probably the only reason i did'nt like Bankgok is because i was tired and hungry and wanted to kick someones head in, but now i've got to the beaches and have been doing a few activities i'm starting to get really chilled out and not worrying about anything much at all.
I'll update the web-page instead of sending you e-mails as you can see photos and maps of where i'm going, plus i need to get a photo of olive on the buses/moped when he's not looking and show you what i mean. i love being a C***!
laters dudestill the next time
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