***WANTED: Showering Assistant***


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Published: September 12th 2005
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Must possess a infallible and stylish ability to operate the water taps, ensuring a comfortable temperature for the duration of the ablutions. Current solo showering situation is proving to be both frustrating and cold resulting in unnecessary stress therefore effecting the balance and climate of the day. Female sexuality is essential and brunettes would be preferred. No experience necessary or desired. All applications please apply below!

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