Post match interview with the Beeb
Garth Crooks: "So, Chris, how did you feel when you rounded the keeper for your hat-trick?"
Christophinoz: "Well, pretty good to be honest. Gotta get a bit of showboating in. If I'm not on Soccer AM next week that Lovejoy is dead!"
GC: "And when are you going to get a haircut??!!"
C: "Fuck off Garth!"