Grrrr!
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Great! Really great! ...well, I found out my wife was cheating on me when I caught the clap. She ran off with the guy, but not before cleaning out our account and maxing out all our credit cards. I'm over $400,000 in debt, and I'm going to have to sell the house. Oh, and my dog died. But other than that, I'm great!"