Officially a dork

I knew it had to happen. I avoided getting called onstage over the past 10 EF trips, but now my number was up. Remembering how Tyler had been a good sport in Greece when called up on the stage, I figured having a couple brewskies in me would help me through this. Our serving wench pulled me out on the dance floor to entertain King Henry. I tried to pretend I didn't feel like a complete ass and played along. The stupid dance seemed to go on forever. But the longer I was up there the more I realized that most of the people at the tables were too busy eating the free bread to pay attention to my ineptitude.

Day Fourteen (London)

July 26th 2006
"Ay, marry, now my soul hath elbow-room; It would not out at windows, nor at doors. There is so hot a summer in my bosom That all my bowels crumble up to dust" It be-ith hotter than Hades in yon Londontowne. Hark, I doth require better conditioning of the air than the mere spinning of tri blades of plastique in my tiny window. Methinks I shall perish in this Stygian cave forlorn. Not onl ... read more

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