Necessity is the mother of invention
Gatorade bottles in the US are too stubby for my bottle holders. Thus I have devised the patent Malloch sandal holder. Authentic replicas hand made and/or mass produced in Panama. A limited number are available to the general public. If you would like a pair of sandal bottle holders please send 594 dollars to me and I will deliver within 28 working days. If you appear to be under the age of forty it will be necessary to supply proof of age when making a purchase. When using product always use an approved hand sanitizer. Sorry for any inconvenience. Have a nice day.
Britain's American colonies broke with the mother country in 1776 and were recognized as the new nation of the United States of America following the Treaty of Paris in 1783. During the 19th and 20th centuries, 37 new states were added to the origina... ... read more 
