SYDNEY=NO DECENT MEXICAN FOOD

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If your coming to Sydney, be sure to pack as many florescent hoodies as you can take in your Qantas allowed 30 kilogram bag. Trust me, you will need them all for two main reasons. One, to gain entrance into the hottests, quasi L.A. clubs downtown and two, for breaking the ice with cool international D.J.'s you meet at the kebab stand after the show. Be prepared once ingaged. They will say something in a very uber hip Scandanavian asccent about your bold casual winter garment, something a long the lines of, " Nice hoodie, Ive got the same one from Milan, but in Sea Flame Blue". You will then pretend to know what in the hell he's talking about, all in the name of being downtown in Sydney on a Friday night.

Or, you could just bring plenty of close toed shoes instead if beach pubs are more your style. Did I just say "beach" and "shoes" in the same sentence? .....yes. Welcome to Sydney.

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Photos

Harbour Bridge
8 years ago it was filled with some pretty cool fireworks, now, it just gets you into North Sydney

Jorn Utzon's the Man
leave it to the Danes to conjure up something this spectacular

A.O.S. .....YES!
I remember our soccer coach's answer when the team complained about how wussy our dolphin mascot was, and he responded, "they are the only animal that will attack a shark, now... go and attack some sharks!"

Frat-tastic Tool Spoted!
this was takin 2 years ago, but its the best pic I have of the mystic Blue Mnts. north of Sydney

Being Gangly
again, this was takin a while back, but I wanted to show off my ability of gracefull falling

Twins
on the Manly to Syd Harbour ferry with my good pal Nils.

Maren
finding things from home is difficult, but not for Germans, they enjoy large bears.

NSW Lacrosse Team
its easy being good when only about 2% of the country knows what lacrosse is

Natural Art
painting trees on my spare time

23rd B-Day
I dont care what anyone says, eye patches make you supa fly

Some Guy
is this real?

Patrick and the Rabitoh Man
this is a supporter for Russel Crowe's rugby team, the South Sydney Ribitohs

Thanksgiving in Oz
not the same, but still my favorite holiday

Patrick
asking pretty girls to take a picture with him, so he could show off to all the boys back home

Melbourne Cup/ Eaastern Races
went to this with a good friend of mine Kara. we placed the wrong bet, but would have won it all if it wasnt for placing a bet on another race taking place in Ireland.

Melbourne Cup
placed bets on, "Texas Heat" and "Cajun Rambler", both to no avail. This race is pretty much the equivalent to the Kentucky Derby or Preakness

Luna Park
creepy clown entrance to venue

Mr. Rudd on Didge
this guy blows Keller out the water in my opinion. great one man band