One night in Key West: Vagina Monologues, 3G calls in Khartoum and the Devil's own role preferences!

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So I had a great day in Key West yday. I'm beginning to see why people like it so much. Its like Vegas in a Caribbean setting without the casinos. Its like San Francisco without the fog and lots more palm trees. Its like Memphis without...actually its not a bit like Memphis 😊 Life in Key West is a little surreal...and thats why I like it.

If I'd written this blog at midnight yday night I'd have said, after two days in KW, the closest embrace I've had to a living being is with a female python - double ugh - just kidding 😊 (about both). Here's something I discovered, a python/boa's skin feels like a really expensive leather purse...really it does. And I'm not kidding about that.

Because everything in KW is open till 4:00am - even when there's a total of 20 tourists on the island - like right now - I did not end up posting at midnight. And instead got to meet a veritable real-life celebrity - this nice French guy who set up and made the first 3G call in Khartoum (and all of Sudan). Yes, they have 3G in Sudan! - after all what's the point of carrying out a genocide if you can't swap videos of it with your friends! Save Darfur!!

Before that happened though I was fortunate enough to take in two really great back-to-back drag shows, Key West style. I'll upload the video from one if I can - it had one whole song dedicated to extolling the different varieties of vaginas. Very educational for novitiates like me. The highlight of the second one was the insight it provided into the devil's role preferences. They handed out DVDs of a p*** video...in which apparently, three poor guys get sucked (pun unintended) into Hell through a kinda vortex and get an audience with Satan himself. Petrified, one of them asks if the Devil is going to sc*** them to which the reply is - "No. The Devil is a Bottom". Not surprisingly the DVD is titled The Devil is a Bottom 😊

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