Travel Quotes (Oct-Dec) 2021

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This will probably be the last edition of Gerry's Travel Quotes. I am not running out of quotes, but it just seems harder to amuse myself. So, I will try to keep it light and funny, not so serious. "Your body is not a temple, it is an amusement park. Enjoy the ride" - Tony Bourdain "I have been to almost as many places as my luggage" - Bob Hope Life is not a fairytale, if you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk! I need six months of vacation, twice a year. Your vibe attracts your tribe. (I like this one) If you did not have a stupid story to tell, you did something terribly wrong. Airports are the only place where it is socially acceptable to drink at 8am. Or on the plane! “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.” – Unknown ​“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” – Britney Spears“In America, there are two classes of travel— first class, and with children.” –Robert Benchley“Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz “I drink Champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it―unless I’m thirsty.” - Lily Bollinger"Road candy, eat it will you're driving" - Anon. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller“I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.”—Jimmy Kimmel

"Travel leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller." - Ibn Battuta

“I liken making pinot noir to waking up a woman at three in the morning. You never quite know what you’re going to get.” - Luke Smith, Howling Bluff Winery

"Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not the mind." - Lionel Hampton

"You don't choose your family.​ They are God's gift to you, as you are to them" - Desmond Tutu

​I hope you enjoy this quarter's quotes. This one is a little offbeat, I hope rather humorous. I hope you had a safe and healthy 2021. And an even better 2022. Feel free to share if you have some good ones!

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