Hillbilly laundry.

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Just finished up some hillbilly laundry.

Directions:

Open up sack of dirty clothes.

Try not to inhale the smell of old sweat, festering dirty-city-rainwater, and whatever else is in there.

Dump said clothes into miniature sink in room.

Fill with hot water.

Add travel Tide packet.

Scrub.

Burn your freaking hands off.

Rinse.

Rinse.

..Rinse again...

Give up and throw them all into the shower.

Let shower run over clothes until rinsed.

Hang over any protruding object in sight.

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