Its a Festivus Miracle!!!

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A Festivus for the Rest of us!
Bagels; NO, Festivus; YES!

For those of you not familiar with the non-denominational Festivus holiday made famous through Seinfeld I suggest you do some reading up at;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Since Richard arrived in London on December 23rd it seemed fitting that we would celebrate his arrival in true Festivus spirit. After meeting him at the airport we whisked him off to a reunion Festivus feast at Wagamama's care of Craigs generousity.

After dinner we sat down to air our grievances with each other, and this went surprisingly well then the real fun started, the Feats of Strength.

Feat 1: Malteser Machine Gunning
Who could eat 10 Maltesers one at a time the fastest.
Surprise winner; Josh after Craig was DSQ'd for dropping a 'teser

Feat 2: Weight Holding
Who could hold a weight at shoulder height the longest.
Winner; Richard, 1min 12sec

Feat 3: Strongbro Torpedo Race
Who could down a can of Strongbro the fastest.
Winner; Josh

Feat 4: 2 minute Rowing Machine Challenge.
Who could row the furtherest on the machine in 2 minutes.
Winner; Richard, 585m

Two other Feats had to be scrapped due to time constraints.
Overall Feats of Strength winner: Richard

But Festivus isn't over until the head of the household is wrestled to the ground and pinned, Jim selected Craig for the challenge and after a hard fought struggle Festivus was closed for another year. Happy Festivus everyone!

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