Bari Italy

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Well, Day 15 and I'm I haven't sunbathed once. So what are the lessons so far. 1) White underwear on a trip like this is not a good idea !!. 2) Don't take 2 books that are comedians autobiographies. They both were mad, drugged, depressed alcoholics. Seems I missed my calling. One good think in Jack Dee's Colin is about page 175 and is a story on Cleevdon (? spelling), just go into WH Smith and read it, don't but the book. 3) Croatia is clean with no drunks or fights for a reason, it is very expensive. 4) Always take your camera everwhere. 5) When filming with your mobile phone) see 4) above, try and film the top Holywood Oscar star (Morgan Freeman) and not his security guard. 6) Ditto above for Caprice but try and keep eye contact if possible. 6) Don't carry 4 pairs of smimming shorts if you don't intend or like swimming. So, onto Italy, been here a few hours and already witnessed 2 drug deals, ah, back to reality. Well done to the 'Ton for a magnificant 7-1, won't be long until they are outscoring Greenock Cricket ones, also nice to hear things don't change on the Golf outings. Hope all have a good night at Woosh's meal on Friday and pass on my regards. Albania may be a different proposition as far as Internet access is concerened, who knows. Off to find a bar/restaurant showing the Celtic game. Cheers

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