Los Cuatros Fantasticos

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10 days till my birthday.

I saw the fantastic four last night with 5 other students, in english, with spanish subtitles. I was very perplexed by what happened throughout much of the movie. I was hoping those of you that are highly trained in the art of son son or cyclops could explain to me what the hell happened.

So, the premesis of this movie is a some cosmic storm that has the ability to alter ones DNA?? First off, if your basising an entire movie off of this, that should be a clue that a whole lot of other stuff is not going to make sense.

So Victor Von Doom is the bad guy, how could you not be the bad guy with a name like von doom. Anyway, who the hell is he. Is he magneto man or is he iron man. I´m confused, because he has like magneto powers but is rock solid. I don´t remember magneto man during my training days capcom versus marvle having a body made of titanium alloy. Anywho, I haven´t seen anyone get their ass kicked as much as him since I saw Road house with patrick swayze.

Next question: Who are the rest of the characters? Is the big rock guy collosus?? Or is he Juggernaut??

What is jonny storms name??? Sack is very confused to say the least.

Susy storm?? Is she storm? And if she is, how come shes not throwing big ass icicles and blizzards at people, but instead is messing around with a pansy ass force field. What kind of power is that. you can´t hurt anyone with a force field.

ANd when elastic man went all gumby after his 1st attempt to restoring himself to his normal stature, how the hell did he fix his droopyness without going back in the machine?? Very confused by that one.. if elastic man was in capcom marvel, i could totally see farneti using him along with the likes of captain america and ken, and giggling while he does it. Farneti while playing, "Hey guys, watch me me do death with elastic man. OWNED." " I just specialed you with elastic man and ken" "Super taunt and Laczak i´m dating your cousin." haha


So i have to write dialogs for my one class and i dont like the teacher. Shes a cross between mrs. helpern and clapper. I´m not a big fan of writing these dialogs so to spice things up, i always name one of the characters "Turtle", because costa ricans can not, and i really mean can not pronounce the word turtle. So when she has to repeat my dialog outloud and says the word turtle but it sounds more like touuurrrrrrddddddllcycyccyyy, i start busting up. Good way to spice the old class up.

Bought a sweet tshirt at the mall last night. it involves a cow, a few utters and 6 cans of beer. Its classic. I also scooped out the prices on cuban cigars. Pricey. As in 19 dollars a stoogie. As in, I don´t love cigars that much. One step lower, Nicaraguan cigars, just as cool, twice a stoogieish.

I have to give a presentation on ducks next week in class, in spanish. Anyone got any sweet suggestions holla at me. I´m dropping some pics on to the website. Check em out. More of the same. but just as fun.

Take care, Pura vida

-the Sack

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Comments

[luke]

you need to play more marvel.
yeah they go up in space and into some cosmic energy storm that changes their dna making mr fantastic, the invisible woman, the thing (the big rock guy, not, i repeat not collosus or juggernaut (collosus is an xman man of an organic metal and could kick the things ass with his sholder charge, and juggernaut was from xmen he's just a dude who found this crystal that made him indestructable also prof x's step brother not that that means anything to you), jonny storm is the human torch. Dr. Doom had a lot of evil powers, strength adn magnetoesque powers etc, he built himself a suite so he could be more evil. HE IS IN MARVEL. jermey plays a mean dr. doom i might add. Sue storm is not storm (why would you think that, shes not black nor at anytime in the movie does she have weather powers). on a seperate note, she's as big a whore as another sue i know. ZIIIIING. You should tell the story of a duck named turtle who is confused by the fact that everyone calls him turtle, so he starts to act like one and invades the turtle community then in the end you shot him while he's hunting. it really doesn't tell much about turtles but you could use the word "turtle" alot and "bust up". by the way we'll be playing marvel this weekend and i'm gonna tron bon mike's stank ass. late

[Duck Slayer]

DUX
so a jibroni like u is giving a presentation on america's most prestigious species of waterfowl? thats worse than president bush giving a lecture on how to be a great public speaker. and ur whole advertising for jonny's pineapple party is not what that kid needs. i think he's already asked me 16 times if i'll go to that damn thing. i wouldnt doubt that he's more proud of that ridiculous website than about the even more ridiculous idea of having a party named after a tropical fruit. regardless of my hate for ellis, g/l fishin holmes. and what kind of ducks they got down there anyway? same as us?

[bp]

post ur pic website again ya wacko, thx