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Date: 11th June 2008
whales
*Whales are divided into two groups, toothed whales and whalebone whales. *The sperm whale is one of the best known toothed whales. A large part of its head is filled with the finest whale oil. With the oil is a wazy solid, spermaceti, used in candle making. (I make all of my candles out of this..I've always said "sperm whales give great head...for candle making") *I also love soaking myself in ambergris, a solide, fatty, waxlike substance from the intestines of usually sick sperm whales. It's valued in the perfume industry. ok that's all for now because Neeko has to pee in the toilet and if I keep typing he might piss himself.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
whales
*Whales are divided into two groups, toothed whales and whalebone whales. *The sperm whale is one of the best known toothed whales. A large part of its head is filled with the finest whale oil. With the oil is a wazy solid, spermaceti, used in candle making. (I make all of my candles out of this..I've always said "sperm whales give great head...for candle making") *I also love soaking myself in ambergris, a solide, fatty, waxlike substance from the intestines of usually sick sperm whales. It's valued in the perfume industry. ok that's all for now because Neeko has to pee in the toilet and if I keep typing he might piss himself.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
Date: 11th June 2008
whales
*Whales are divided into two groups, toothed whales and whalebone whales. *The sperm whale is one of the best known toothed whales. A large part of its head is filled with the finest whale oil. With the oil is a wazy solid, spermaceti, used in candle making. (I make all of my candles out of this..I've always said "sperm whales give great head...for candle making") *I also love soaking myself in ambergris, a solide, fatty, waxlike substance from the intestines of usually sick sperm whales. It's valued in the perfume industry. ok that's all for now because Neeko has to pee in the toilet and if I keep typing he might piss himself.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
whales
*Whales are divided into two groups, toothed whales and whalebone whales. *The sperm whale is one of the best known toothed whales. A large part of its head is filled with the finest whale oil. With the oil is a wazy solid, spermaceti, used in candle making. (I make all of my candles out of this..I've always said "sperm whales give great head...for candle making") *I also love soaking myself in ambergris, a solide, fatty, waxlike substance from the intestines of usually sick sperm whales. It's valued in the perfume industry. ok that's all for now because Neeko has to pee in the toilet and if I keep typing he might piss himself.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
Date: 10th June 2008
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Did you know whales don't breathe through their mouth? Apparently David skipped 2nd grade biology class and/or didn't watch Free Willy.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
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Did you know whales don't breathe through their mouth? Apparently David skipped 2nd grade biology class and/or didn't watch Free Willy.
From Blog: "i basically respect noone"
Date: 6th June 2008
two words: "bro rape" P.S. there isn't enough talk about tigers on this blog.
From Blog: skank boots.
two words: "bro rape" P.S. there isn't enough talk about tigers on this blog.
From Blog: skank boots.
Date: 5th June 2008
You're wrong
It was their 11th Stanley Cup title. Good to hear that your Magic cards are worth something, being that you paid top dollar to collect them you know. Also, that money will be a nice substitute for the CPA bonus that you'll never be getting from our future employer (probably not something to reveal on the blogosphere... no need to take them down). Don't worry neither will I. I'm praying to pass one part. Literally, last night I think I asked God to let me pass one part. By the way, Allen meant one of two things when he said wherever you were going was fine: 1) "I'm homeless and don't care where we go." 2) (in a creppy, kinda gay lisped whisper... not that there's anything wrong with that) "I want to know where you live, you know... I have plans for you David." Hey don't worry, if something happens to you and you get killed this will all make some sort of great "Into the Wild" movie. Or maybe just a Dateline special. I'll make sure Brian Williams does the narrative.
From Blog: skank boots.
You're wrong
It was their 11th Stanley Cup title. Good to hear that your Magic cards are worth something, being that you paid top dollar to collect them you know. Also, that money will be a nice substitute for the CPA bonus that you'll never be getting from our future employer (probably not something to reveal on the blogosphere... no need to take them down). Don't worry neither will I. I'm praying to pass one part. Literally, last night I think I asked God to let me pass one part. By the way, Allen meant one of two things when he said wherever you were going was fine: 1) "I'm homeless and don't care where we go." 2) (in a creppy, kinda gay lisped whisper... not that there's anything wrong with that) "I want to know where you live, you know... I have plans for you David." Hey don't worry, if something happens to you and you get killed this will all make some sort of great "Into the Wild" movie. Or maybe just a Dateline special. I'll make sure Brian Williams does the narrative.
From Blog: skank boots.
Date: 5th June 2008
Tetherball champ
It sounds like you got some chocolate heaven of your own out there! But you ate it with your nephew? Ew. What kind of perv are you?
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Tetherball champ
It sounds like you got some chocolate heaven of your own out there! But you ate it with your nephew? Ew. What kind of perv are you?
From Blog: Don't call it a "blog"; it's a "travel journal"
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Debate
You mean that's not a real moose? What kind of practical joke is this? Your "travel journal entry" reminded me of a debate that has raged for years about the proper way to flip someone the bird - with just one's middle finger extended, alone and proud? Pablo gives us a great example of this. Or with the middle finger insulated by half-extended index and ring fingers. To this day, there has not been a resolution. What do you think?
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