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Who know Thanks for the intel on transport in Vietnam... really sounds like you are having a great time. And yes I am on the committee for the big "return" party. These folks are serious it may even be covered in the society pages.. ......
Glad you stopped following around Phil and rest of the Amazing Race team (finally)... Sapa is my favorite part of Vietnam, although I was less happy about the overnight train to get there. Curious to hear what you think after you're there...
We have rented out the Rainbow Room for your return party Tickets can be purchased in advance for $300 from www.mattstwentiethreturnparty.com or for $450 at the door. All proceeds go to the Matt Stein Veal Parmesan Fund.
When do you get back again??
Oh, and I think you forgot "Junk" on your boat definition list. I thought that was a funny name. Almost as funny as Dong, the currency.
What a life Glad you're having a good time. You've mentioned no girls, which leads me to believe you're not getting any. You're aawkward, even in Southeast Asia. Happy Trails...
You forgot to mention in this one that whilst you were very drunk you broke Julie's bed! I think this is a key fact here, and remember I have a photo to prove this. Mwah ha ha ha :)
My life 1. I would love you to cook some vietnamese/thai cuisine for us when you get back instead of simply eating cold pasta from gourmet garage.
2. I dont want to make your trip seem worthless but last night I was at a party in the Soho section of Manhattan at a hip little joint called Canal room. Picture this - 80's coverband, 500 23 year olds and under, 68% female audience in short dresses... all this fun for only a cab ride.
3. I know you're traveling and all but I've been getting into the Bachlerette on tv. The finale is tommorow 8est/7ct - not sure what time that is for you. Basically, Jillian dismissed a homosexual last week who may come back and propose this week stealing her from a guy who can't get an erection. Again, I didnt want to tell you this cause I didnt want you to regret your trip but you know.....
4. Let's just say I hope you dont stay in any hotels that Erin Andrews goes to - you won't get this joke but if you remind me i'll explain it to you nicely without arresting you for disorderly conduct (I'll explain that joke to you as well).
5. I did charity work yesterday. One of the kids told me her family refuses to drink pepsi because "they killed Michael Jackson." I liked that.
6. I had a 3some with Stacey.
7. Please reread #6
8. I bought jeans that are skinnier than previous jeans I have worn. I think they look cool. Bless Woodbury commons and their great deals.
9. F Woodbury commons because someone stole my sunglasses. If you can get cheap Raybans shoot me a fax.
10. Can you bring me back a person?
Career Change Hey Matt
I think you should consider a different career - humor travel writing - no kidding - it's good stuff. Don't tell your folks though cause I think they are thrilled that you will be following in their footsteps - making money that is.
Keep it coming!
Love ya
Mary
Career Change Hey Matt
I think you should consider a different career - humor travel writing - no kidding - it's good stuff. Don't tell your folks though cause I think they are thrilled that you will be following in their footsteps - making money that is.
Keep it coming!
Love ya
Mary
Impressive I made it to the end...
Take pictures alone, you will forget names and in years to come wonder who those people next to you even are. Pose by yourself, you will not forget you who are - well not for at least 60 years or so.
... now where is my shout out?
SO much fun! I haven't read your blogs (sorry!) until now. I am sitting down and reading every single one. I am extremely excited to see pictures and hear the stories in person. Sounds amazing!!!
famous at last..... albiet as a signature sign-off....i may achieve fame in a certain circle.
i don't think you should come home if it means your blog stops. at the least, is there a law student blog in my\your future?
and, perhaps the extra camera goes to grandma. then we can all teach her, separately and together, and she can have a new hobby.
as ever, miss you and can't wait to see what's next.
house boat you got that right. you would be doing the work and i would be giving direction. good job with that story.
since you have been gone i stayed in the apartment a total of 4 nights. i will do the dishes and take out the trash before you return.
thanks for the details! it makes me feel like i am right there with you on this adventure.
all my love and misses!
Finally... I got a mention! Just so you know, I've been reading the whole time. Sorry I'm not with you, but seems like you're having fun (minus the genocide part).
See you when you get back!
Ladyboys and Kareoke So, while I have been fascinated with your amazing stories and descriptions thus far, I have yet to hear about any interactions with the rare species called the Ladyboy. Native to southeast Asia, the ladyboy is a half man-half woman hybrid (we're not sure which half came first) that live among everyday Asian communities. Don't put your guard down for even a second...this is no joke....they are incredibly dangerous. Ladyboys use clever disguises and massive amounts of hormones to transform into... I’m not really sure...but beware... you may be at a bar checking out the hottest Asian in the place....LADYBOY...or that innocent school girl you were teaching English to...LADYBOY...or that prostitute you hopefully decided to pass up...LADYBOY. There could be one sitting next to you right now. The only thing scarier than the ladyboy is the Asian love-affair with the dangerous and often deadly sport of KAREOKE. The only way to fight off ladyboys or Kareoke is by drinking a whole jar of snake-alcohol (also called Bijao in Chineese)...good luck
Bartering Matt - will you buy me a hi-def TV from the middle of the river? I'll pay you back, promise. You might have to talk them down though. Don't go above $20.
In other news, the Yankees are back in first place!
Awesome blog, Bro. Been reading 'em all, and forwarding to my brother, as he's looking to do the same thing. Can't wait to see pictures!
P.S. I noticed you haven't mentioned anything about the ladies... How's your "game" working out for you over there?
Ho Chi Minh Did you go to the War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh? Did you find the Cu Chi Tunnels ridiculously claustrophobic? I was not happy in them and got right out after about one minute. I can't believe you tried the snake wine. We saw it everywhere, but I did not have the courage.
I was surprised by the fact that although they were angry about the war, they held no grudges against Americans today.
May loose my job Hi,
This was so long that it took me about an hour to read it. So far this morning I have spent more time reading your blog then doing my job. But it was worth it. Love your commentary.
Is snake wine something you ask for if you want white wine or red.
Keep those blogs coming. Have a great time and hope that Jim turns out to be a nice guy.
Big kiss
gwen
floating frat party i see that you've been able to immerse yourself in the places you're visiting, literally and figuratively. and, the experiences with various kinds of drinking (beer in tubes, snake wine, rice wine) are reminiscent of those mary and i had during our weeks in vietnam...particularly the tasty rice wine....(mary, aren't you glad we nixed the biking?). i also now wonder if no tv/no soda was exactly the right set of rules to raise you on. by the way, how did you know i might not want to crawl in tunnels with no easy exit...something you should practice more with law school looming.
actually, from the blog (i check every day..twice) and speaking to you, i know that you've taken away so much from the experiences you've had and the places you've visited, and done that with wild enthusiasm. sounds like you're getting just what you wanted from this trip. so, a public cheer.
hi matt balaban.
Very moving After the Holocaust, mankind said "never again," and yet genocide continues. What a sad commentary on the human condition. I look forward to discussing with you when you get back. Stay safe.
Hal
My back is sunburned...dont tell mommy The other night i woke up in a cold sweat...'if i dont post a reply, then no one will know that i am reading'...so here i am. the nightmare is over, and everyone can rest assured that i have perused the stylings of one, matthew stein (esq tbd). I am quite pleased with the posts thus far, and i rise each morning, fingers crossed, hoping for another window to the asian world. The ziplines, cliff jumpings, and waterslides sound quite fantastic, but it seems you may have forgotten the adrenaline that comes with working in an office - sometimes i even get to eat lunch away from my desk...kind of puts your fun filled day to shame, eh?
silvio out.
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