I'm awesome I think it rules that just Tuesday I told a friend "since there is tension between North and South Korea, I bet my brother goes to the DMZ." I'm glad that I know you that well. :)
*not that i'm cool enough to use the DMZ acronymn, but i felt it was appropriate.
Hey Tyrone,
I enjoyed your Seoul post. It reminded me of my time there. I also like the 80's Paula Abdul reference. My blog is looking for good travel photos. If you have the time, check us out at dirty-hippies.blogspot.com
Continued fun on your travels,
Eric
indi-duh I hope Joel (you) actually get on here and read your comments still. I write it as if I'm reminding you that you are still you because I just watched an episode of House where some dude goes crazy because of the large amounts of pigeon shit he's inhaling. I can only imagine what cow/human/monkey/cobra pooping out a baby shit combined can do to your brain. By the by, I watched the episode in my very comfy, relatively shit free apartment in the good ol USA. Word around the states is that we beat the Canadien hockey team once just to show them we could do it then played drunk the rest of the way. We. Are. Badass. Don't tell any Canucks you know. How come we don't get any pictures of you and some Indians doing the T-Rex dance or the 'Al'. I mean for Godsakes, my daughter can jump. I've decided that I'll live my life through her by getting her onto the USA Women's Olympic Hockey Team, which as you all know, was my dream as a young boy. So here's hoping to see some pics of you and some Indians knocking down something historic and/or sacred by using the 'Al' dance. I heart Joel. Make sure you keep up the guise that Matty McD and the Pfunk Harmony is a real band. I'll start a facebook page and see how many international fans I can accumulate.
jumping i'm pretty sure you and adam need to start teaching a class about the importance of the jumping in vacation pictures. I really think it is a totally under appreciated talent.
smell yes. the smell. most overwhelming olfactory experience imaginable.
nothing before and nothing since even in the same game.
you are ruined in the antiseptic west where noses are only for picking.
fantabulistic place to spend some time is that india
c
correct accolades on final recognition. somewhat ironic in the context of franny, but the universe works like that. anyway, you are a lot more amusing than me. after all, i just write about being fat and hiking. have fun in india. see if you can figure out what a bhang lassi is. try the paan too. it is the greatest excuse ever to spit red stuff everywhere, like being 8 and pretending your big league chew was the real stuff. thali meals are also super fantastic but they will likely make you a fairly quick acquaintance with the less savory local toilets.
lol Sup Joel,
Madhu sent this to me and I found it incredibly entertaining. I agree with your note on Zinn in that all high school students should read A People's History ... but yes, Zelda's passing was a more significant event:-0 lol
Peace, enjoy,
Bryan
practically bunny slopes Maybe instead of moving in, we can compromise and you can come on a ski trip with us. You wouldn't believe the blues Alan skis these days in the name of love and marital togetherness.
Event Horizon - the bed sheets Am I the only one that finds 'I'm gonna kick you through a plate glass window woman' as both hilarious and a term of endearment? Too many people get their panties in a wad and take to callin the po-lice. I'm a little offended that someone else is being allowed to wear the retard helmet. You'll be happy yo know that my horrible habits on food runs has not ended. The wife sends me for milk, I come back with soy-based meat. I don't know what is wrong with me other than not listening, caring, or letting an episode of the simpsons play in my head. So the apartment that we live in (which law helped us move into. Thusly sealing his spot as dude of the decade) has a big way too big window in the bedroom reminding me every night of that damned Event Horizon room. I'd be pissed for all the scarey moments in there, but it was sooo hilarious. Anywho, the trauma of years passed has stayed firmly in the back-burner of my pshycy and manifest itself nightly in the form of my spraying pee all pver the place. This always ends with me telling my lovely bride that gnomes through buckets of pee smelling water on us. Since we co-sleep with our baby and dog I subsequently have a baby and dog that smells of pee. The old neighborhood we lived in is goin downhill fast. Who'd a thunk a place in the center school ditrict whould be shit? I think they hired a new management team there called the MS13 INC. Well I gotta go take the plastic walmart sack I wrap around my baby as a diaper off of her.it's full of the enchiladas I feed her.
India prepare to become very well acquainted with your gastro intestinal system and toilets without buttons or bum warmers. For that matter, you will probably find yourself in a majority that dispense with the whole 'bowl' concept. Gringos should be wary of squat toilets and flip flops. If you go to Agra (Taj Mahal), stay at the hotel Noor Jahan on Taj Ganj (street name). Manoj makes killer buffalo steak and the view from the rooftop is well remembered.
saludos
Nice scarf!! LOL! Little chilly willy there?? Lots different than the Carribean!!!! India, huh??? WOW! You are a traveler...hope you are well!! Miss you bunches.....Heart, Pook
Movie selection I'm very happy for you in the aspect that you can now watch new movies. Also, this is not only my favorite pixies song, but the single most appropriate use of this song in the history of the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUaV9GZDuk
maturity at some point, i need to grow up. Someone cheering a win by their local sports collective had "Go Beavers" up on the facebook page and i couldn't stop laughing...much as i do every time i see a dong on your blog.
Where do I apply to be a buddha? "I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce." -- undoubtedly true if you bothered to get me anything in your travels. I sent you a Christmas gift once, remember that?
Also, your Korean situation does not forgive not mentioning Greinke's ridiculous Cy Young case. Jerk. ascii hearts and all that, I miss you even though we hung out like 3 times when you were back.
Holy crap your in Korea. Thanks for having a life worth blogging about. I can't even imagine what this little or big adventure will bring. Keep the post coming.
That toilet scares me a lot.
Jeni
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I think it rules that just Tuesday I told a friend "since there is tension between North and South Korea, I bet my brother goes to the DMZ." I'm glad that I know you that well. :) *not that i'm cool enough to use the DMZ acronymn, but i felt it was appropriate.