3rd world backpacking So as you guys go around all these 'D' list countries, do the citizens throw them at your feet and to a lesser extent Maria's? I'm sure they assume she's an American but upon closer inspection see through her rouse and discover she's a Canuck, which come on, Canada is on the same playing field as Zimbabwe or Hungary. What country would Hungary attack? Turkey. Then Hungary would go to war with Vietnom-nom-nom. Then they would go to sleep. If you don't get that joke then you can go to hell. I've been doing my part to confuse the next generation and build a disinterest in their rights. Anytime I tell a student they have to do something I tell them it's in the Constitution and to deal with it or they go to jail. I'm sure I'll be the Katniss-like spark that starts a revolution of confused and angry children. That's cool that Scott got to play softball with McGuire, McGuire probably assumed Scott took really bad steroids just based off head size. If any one gives you shit over seas, just let them know you got Obama on speed dial and we're looking for our 51st State, and with one text you can rain Red, White, and Hell down upon them. Then order them to make you a sandwich. So Disney is the happiest place on earth. Ya know what makes it happier? Outracing two 18 year old girls to the princess place and making fun of them for being second 'If you ain't first yer last!'. One of them said that second wasn't so bad. I let her know that it still wasn't as good as first. I'm a bad person but an awesome dad! Suck it girls that I probably ruined the experience of meeting the princesses for the first time.
Love the heart picture ! Quite a catchy one you got there and somehow glad as it made me read your blog, definitely entertaining and fun dialogues :-) well done !
Colosseum It will be fun for me to exchange Italy stories with you. But I don't understand one thing...I would have thought you'd be rescuing a Roman Colosseum cat to bring back with you. There are so many. Apparently not?! Venice is one of my favorite places. I'm so glad you've had a chance to enjoy a bit of it. Paris next, you say? May be my 2nd favorite place. Of course, there are still LOTS of place I have not yet seen. But I intend to. Luv.
fag legs... You cant pull off B.B. because you have skinny gay legs... of course they are going to ride up! and yes, love me some boxer briefs! Had a different message but once I had read the other comments, thought I might keep it PG. Heart someone else! ;)
Kitten Fences Hey Doc,
A good read as always.
By the way, "Stay true to who you are" which you don't love (mainly because of who normally says it) is also sorta silly seeing how we are bound to our own wills and all.
Or as Jonathan Edwards put it, "We are always and in every place bound by our strongest inclination at the time."
Meaning, even when we deviate from our classic tendencies it is for a higher fancy in the moment.
i.e. "The ribs here are my favorite food ever! But sauce fingers and face on my first date with so and so leads me to choose the food with a fork."
Anyway, smart, funny, good pics. Thanks bro.
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Well zach and I were feeing pretty good about ourselves getting owned by the trout at roaring river. Thanks for posting pics of the jungle and ocean right as we hung our heads in shame and headed home. Way to remind your sister of how not cool fly fishing is.
The Dancing Man Thanks(?) for sharing. He was disturbing, yet I couldn't tear my eyes off him. AND you have to deal with this in the bathrooms? Good luck! ;]
Hilarious blogs, btw.
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