An English Quirk Though the english language is extremely accurate, we can notice how for some couples sometimes is hard to express their feelings without blowing what they have. In spanish there are two different words to express love, one of them more serious then the other. When we say "te amo" the correct translation would be "I love You", which is a serious thing to say. But when we want to express what we feel without scaring our couple away or going to a dead-end alley we juat say "te quiero". The literal translation would be "Iwant you", which would end up being something weird, or kinky, to say. It's more like showing your infatuation, more or less.
fiber...life's high-octane fuel I'm sure in 1822, the diet realy worked. After a box of graham crackers and a big bowl of grape nuts, the only thing I'd want is an outhouse and a large book with nice, soft pages.
Alcatraz, not that bad. As for swimming from Alcatraz to San Fran., each year about 3000 people take the 1.25 mile swim just for the hell of it. The water might be cold, but it keeps the man-eating sharks away.
foriegn calls I think i got a phone call from the taxi driver that lifted your phone, unfortunatly since all they speak down there in Nigeria is whistles and clicks I couldn't make out a damn thing. Most disgusting place I've ever been in......either my Grandma McD's house (this is a person who chose to wear wigs not from lack of hair but from lack of want to clean her naturally God givin hair) or the dirty ass Korean market across from my school. Upon walking in it reminds one of what it may be like to walk into a butthole. Upon further introspection one realizes that it would be more like what it is to walk into a fishes butt hole. I think my hatred for whitey is growing by the day. I'm considering doin one of two things maybe both..... 1. REALLY gettin serious about becoming an alchoholic and/or 2. starting my own legion of child killers, not adults that kill children but children that can kill with anything from a shoestring to a F-17 Tomcat.
reading narnia i realy like the story , i have all the books in english ,portuguese and spanish. it would be awesome to get into a mythological world. ..have fun....
talking about people from santa marta i wash my hair almost every day,i like different kinds of cereals and i call them by their name.and gringos should wear nice shoes. ladies from santa marta wear nice outfit. enjoy your vacation
awesome Don't think that I won't be using "This party´s to the dick" every chance i get... and i might throw it in even when it does't belong there to make people think i have tourettes.
P.S. I clean my windows like that, but i prefer to have sam in a backpack on my shoulders. I'm trying to break her of her fear of heights. We're making progess everyday.
lamp shade My dog recently got fixed, cause mainly we see that little whoreish glint in her eyes and we don't want any puppies runnin around on welfare and stuff. So since she had the surgery, she has to run around with this cone/lampshade on her head so she can't get to the stitches. I never knew dogs could really feel shame. I mean REALLY feel shame. and it is soooo funny to see it. Funny thing about that mall shooting, before he did that he shot a cop at the gas station I frequent and was at about an hour before. South KC my kinda town! I think the new mayor is going to do some redecorating there. Replace the word "redecorating" with "napalming". In the Bannister mall parking lot they have a neat little eatery called "Golddiggers". It's seems to only do business late at night and have a largley male clientele. By the way, it used to be a Bennigans I think. Which happens to be Butters favorite place to eat. I have fell back in love with south park since I watch it on line all the time now. I'm thinking I need a Cartman in my life. Someone that will say horrible, yet funny, racist comments would be a good sidekick.
I am near completion of my own Kill Bill style of female assasains. I have 5 gals getting ready to step into the ring and fight in November. So I got that goin for me, plus I'm layin the drywall down at the McDonald's in Vasquenez.
Peace and love
PFunk
u didn`t like my city :((((..... well, there must be 2 reasons , either 1st, coz I wasn`t there :P, or coz you did not go to the right places. La Zona Rosa is a MUST , it`s where the people party night and day on the streets, it is absolutely fantastic!!!I used to go there during the week even, after classes, it`s always packed with people looking for a good time, if u get a chance to visit Medellin again, go there, Parque LLeras will impress you, honestly!!! Cheers!Mona.
I hope you'll be up for more road tripping when I get there buddy. Everything looks and sounds amazing. Who did you travel with? I must admit as well, your foto skills are impressive. The writing is shit though. HA. Just kidding...holla at me.
I rock and irocs So I recently either became way cooler and tougher or way more gay and gay. I just go done doin my first body building contsest and took a semi respectable 5th place. Semi respectable is what I say because one of the judges said he had a semi watchin me. If you think you were cool in your little speedo on the beach, you ain't got shit on me brotha. I was wearin a bandaid straped to a contact lens to cover my junk. Sadly and luckily, it was more than sufficient. I'll send a pic on your other email so you can tape my picture to whatever hot latino chick your doin. In a month I start my 4th degree black belt material. I get to make up 45 moves of my own. I'm seriously considering calling one of them "The Joel". It will consist of some serious eye gouging after shaking their hand under a flag of friendship and truce, getting to a safe distance and calling them names. It's so much fun not living in that hotel anymore with all those interesting strangers that came and went. By the preceeding comment replace "Hotel" with "mother-in-laws house" and replace "interesting strangers" with "14 year old girls". Michelle has managed to spend more money on the dogs clothing then ours in the last 6 months. Which is cool with me since I don't really want a pink hoodie with bunnies face on it. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was awesome. I had a huge karate boner the whole time. I can't wait until the Transformers and the Simpsons movies. Go Matt Go
Peace and love my brotha
PFUNK
I am not sure what I enjoy more....your writing or your photography! Your skills were vastly under-utilized at the ol' PA office. I so enjoy hearing of your travels..........sounds marvelous!
$8.00 will take you a long way in a taxi... Hmmm...If I were calling the game I'd say something like "...del cinturón de pobreza!" In my gringo mind it seems like this would cover all of the necesssary entendres: equate the distance of the shooter from the rim with the distance to the outskirts of town, and possibly, if the scoring team were down, note their relative poverty on the scoreboard relative to the defending team. Why not bring a little class struggle into the whole thing?
..one step ahead The big wigs in hollywood are way ahead of you. I actually saw "The Labyrinth" about two months ago, it's a great movie. I even suggested you go see it. It even won a couple academy awards. KU is out of the tourney, by the way. Damn third world blogs, always behind.
That's the best combo I've seen since the free beer with the quart of rum (even though I'm sure the tuna is worth more than the soda whereas the beer was only about 30 cents)!
Butt crack I wish I could spray espuma in someone's crack right now... that was a good time. I'm surprised no one has ever done that to me considering how many of my outfits feature the BC (Maha's new nickname for me from DC).
Peeing "I find it difficult to enjoy the present and not live for a better future when I really have to pee." Speaking the truth here Joel, I must say. Say hi to the Eugsters, Casper specifically, and Piero too I guess. btw, write me back you when/if you speak with boss woman about Adam jobby job.
P.S. Don't let that 11 year old girl bring you down. You have talent. I say talent!
ive seen ive seen your hair line and trust me its running from your forehead kinda like mine. and also youre almost thirty! Scott said youre an old bastard! Heres to oversized heads, lisps and having three balls! oh scott and I are kinda drunk. gaybo!
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I miss your crazy soulful self.